2018-05-24 at 9:46 PM UTC
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[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
Enter took down some dating website and caused a refugee crisis
I think there are literally more girls on this website now. These hoes got me posting gifs and shit
2018-05-24 at 10:05 PM UTC
Hey there, Falco. Good to see you. Everything's changed.
2018-05-24 at 10:10 PM UTC
Give me $30 or I spam every thread you make all summer.
The planet you think you can colonize, Alien Scum? I'll have you know I graduated top of Mercdonalds training regiment, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on LV-624, and I have over 300 confirmed xeno kills. I am trained in yakety sax warfare and I'm the top specialist in the saltshaker. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you pathetic antagonist with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Planet, mark my words. You think you can get away with weeding up the planet? Think again, maggot. As we speak I am contacting my overwatch officer and your coordinates are being traced right now so you better prepare for the orbital bombardment, loser. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call a hive. You're gonna die, alien scumbag. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire Voucher Coupons on the Saltshaker and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your planet snatch was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have thought twice. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you alien scumbag. I will send shuttles fury all over you and you will be crushed by them. You're dead Alien Scumbag.
2018-05-25 at 2:59 AM UTC
Introduce yaselves, nubs. We are family now!
Summer is sometimes winter in the bay
so .. can't wait til september when it finally burns off. regarding trolling all summer long
2018-05-25 at 4:03 AM UTC
So Falco can you at least tell us about this whole Enter catfish deal? He never provided proof, and you both TSTM'd within a few weeks. What's up?
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2018-05-25 at 4:41 AM UTC
It is simple: I intended to leave for months, and TSTMing would seal the deal like a leopard seal selling a house. However I really couldn't leave so long as Enter the faggot was ripe for humiliation and bondage. I whupped him then ducked. I took some time off, and bam here we are.
2018-05-25 at 4:47 AM UTC
How's clarice? Are you still with her? Wtf was that about?
2018-05-25 at 4:52 AM UTC
It was a troll mmy friend
2018-05-25 at 4:57 AM UTC
Post pics of you guys not together to prove it
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