Why hasn't any culure made fart booths?

1. 2018-04-17 at 11:29 PM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   What if our society had "farting booths" for people who need to fart but dont wanna let one rip in front of other people?
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2018-04-17 at 11:37 PM UTC

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   Xlite African Astronaut
   This is a nice idea, and then the both could recycle the gas to power itself.
3. 2018-04-17 at 11:57 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Zanick #6 and perverts like narcassist can pay 5 dollars to sit in a little compartment underneath the seat and touch self?

   
   why the fuck would i wanna do that?
   
   op, prolly because if you were embarrassed to fart then you'd be embarrassed being seen entering or coming out of a booth.
   
   
   
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4. 2018-04-18 at 12:07 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel
   They're called public restrooms. We have them here, idk about America since it is a 3rd world shithole.
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5. 2018-04-18 at 12:56 AM UTC

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   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   The real question is why hasn't somebody invented underwear that absorbs the fart smell?
6. 2018-04-18 at 1:01 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Daily The real question is why hasn't somebody invented underwear that absorbs the fart smell?

   
   who the fuck would want to be famous for inventing something like that ffs?
   
   
   
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7. 2018-04-18 at 1:13 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by NARCassist who the fuck would want to be famous for inventing something like that ffs?
   
   
   
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   Literally anyone??
8. 2018-04-18 at 11:28 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS They're called public restrooms. We have them here, idk about America since it is a 3rd world shithole.

   
   I've never seen them here. All we have places with "restrooms for paying customers only"
   
   But those don't bother me as bad as the gas stations that "don't have bathrooms."
   
   I just bought something, and I know you have a bathroom you stupid fucking paki, so let me fucking use it.
   
   And then they throw you in jail for "public exposure" if you get caught pissing on a tree or something
9. 2018-05-24 at 2:48 AM UTC

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   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
   Isn't HTS in the USA? He's Highlighter boy, Right?
10. 2018-05-24 at 2:55 AM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Canadia.
11. 2018-05-24 at 3:01 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Candida
12. 2018-05-24 at 3:03 AM UTC

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    blackbird Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Item 9 What if our society had "farting booths" for people who need to fart but dont wanna let one rip in front of other people?

    
    Nobody’s gonna want to go into a booth that smells like farts.
    
    

    Originally posted by Daily The real question is why hasn't somebody invented underwear that absorbs the fart smell?

    
    They have those in Japan iirc.
13. 2018-05-24 at 5:52 PM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Hanes now has those charcoal absorbing fart briefs.
14. 2018-05-24 at 6:41 PM UTC

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    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

    Originally posted by blackbird They have those in Japan iirc.

    
    Hi Zek