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ATTN: Snoopy

  1. #21
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Reminicises have remedial value.

    remidiance
  2. #22
    -SpectraL, what's your biggest achievement in life?
  3. #23
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    -SpectraL, what's your biggest achievement in life?

    I never kiss and tell.
  4. #24
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Well, OK, but just this time. There was this one time when Lanny got so butthurt over some silly comments I made that he spent several hours crafting a script which could log into the Zoklet server using his moderator account, access the infraction system, and automatically place infractions onto my account. He got to something like 30K infraction points before he was noticed and the alarm bell pulled. At 10 points per ban, Lanny had effectively banned me 300 times. Of course, soft-hearted mizled had to sit there for hours manually deleting the infractions by hand. After she was done releasing me from Lanny's icy grip, zok decided to leave me banned and personally put a permaban on my account. Lanny was finally located and banned permanently from Zoklet for his evil deed, which was kind of sour milk when you stood back and looked at the big picture. Yes, those were the days. I'd have to say that was definitely my biggest accomplishment to date.
  5. #25
    I meant in life, not on the internet.
  6. #26
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I meant in life, not on the internet.

    pretty sure he doesn't understand the difference
  7. #27
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    EVERYTHING is real life, including teh Interbuttz.
  8. #28
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Well, OK, but just this time. There was this one time when Lanny got so butthurt over some silly comments I made that he spent several hours crafting a script which could log into the Zoklet server using his moderator account, access the infraction system, and automatically place infractions onto my account. He got to something like 30K infraction points before he was noticed and the alarm bell pulled. At 10 points per ban, Lanny had effectively banned me 300 times. Of course, soft-hearted mizled had to sit there for hours manually deleting the infractions by hand. After she was done releasing me from Lanny's icy grip, zok decided to leave me banned and personally put a permaban on my account. Lanny was finally located and banned permanently from Zoklet for his evil deed, which was kind of sour milk when you stood back and looked at the big picture. Yes, those were the days. I'd have to say that was definitely my biggest accomplishment to date.

    nad now look at you ... back in the arms and embraces of lanny. lovee is evvery where.
  9. #29
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    nad now look at you … back in the arms and embraces of lanny. lovee is evvery where.

    C'mon, now. There's lots to love and hate to be had there. Let's not waste a good thing.
  10. #30
    Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
    Spectral you still act like a little cuntrag. Who cares about snoopy he's Persian and his wife is a troll
  11. #31
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    In an all white slavic country full f angry violent men and little sex r available chicks whoa rent gold digger or want to be courteyed to like in old times like in old europe on top of a religious populance and a cold climate but the benefit is less gangs and guns and extreme violence like school shootings and a police state?
  12. #32
    Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
    The repressed homosexuality in this thread is obvious
  13. #33
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The repressed homosexuality in this thread is obvious

    Reveal yourself, but not in a dirty way.
  14. #34
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    I like this thread
  15. #35
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Well, there ain't gonna be no more threads like this if Lanny does not satisfy my reasonable demands.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. #36
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, OK, but just this time. There was this one time when Lanny got so butthurt over some silly comments I made that he spent several hours crafting a script which could log into the Zoklet server using his moderator account, access the infraction system, and automatically place infractions onto my account. He got to something like 30K infraction points before he was noticed and the alarm bell pulled. At 10 points per ban, Lanny had effectively banned me 300 times. Of course, soft-hearted mizled had to sit there for hours manually deleting the infractions by hand. After she was done releasing me from Lanny's icy grip, zok decided to leave me banned and personally put a permaban on my account. Lanny was finally located and banned permanently from Zoklet for his evil deed, which was kind of sour milk when you stood back and looked at the big picture. Yes, those were the days. I'd have to say that was definitely my biggest accomplishment to date.

    so your biggest accomplishment involves something where didn't do a god damn thing? i don't think you understand what is meant by 'accomplishment'. lol



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  17. #37
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by NARCassist so your biggest accomplishment involves something where didn't do a god damn thing? i don't think you understand what is meant by 'accomplishment'. lol



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    You just don't appreciate genuine irony, kid.
  18. #38
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL There's a funny story to go with this pic. Snoopy was in B&M calling me out for being "powerless", laughing and scoffing that I couldn't touch him. I was a regular with no mod powers. He kept it up and wouldn't quit with the taunting. So I did a quick search on all the mod accounts for e-mail addresses, and I found one which the mod hadn't used for years, and which had expired and been released back into the wild. So I re-registered it, then used it to send a password reset to it, making me an instant mod. Then I banned Snoopy. I put in the ban note, "How ya doing now, kid? lol" The next morning, Snoopy went to log in, and lo and behold, he wasn't laughing so loud anymore (but he was still chuckling, I'm sure). Then he had to make a sock puppet, so I banned that one as well with a note, "Ain't laughing so hard now, are ya, kid?". So he made another sock puppet and immediately contacted the global mod, Metaphysicist, but even Meta couldn't get rid of me, because he couldn't demote or ban mods, and zok was away. Snoopy had to wait a week to get unbanned. Classic shit right there, folks. Those were the good days. :)

    Tell us another story. I love good fiction.
  19. #39
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL There's a funny story to go with this pic. Snoopy was in B&M calling me out for being "powerless", laughing and scoffing that I couldn't touch him. I was a regular with no mod powers. He kept it up and wouldn't quit with the taunting. So I did a quick search on all the mod accounts for e-mail addresses, and I found one which the mod hadn't used for years, and which had expired and been released back into the wild. So I re-registered it, then used it to send a password reset to it, making me an instant mod. Then I banned Snoopy. I put in the ban note, "How ya doing now, kid? lol" The next morning, Snoopy went to log in, and lo and behold, he wasn't laughing so loud anymore (but he was still chuckling, I'm sure). Then he had to make a sock puppet, so I banned that one as well with a note, "Ain't laughing so hard now, are ya, kid?". So he made another sock puppet and immediately contacted the global mod, Metaphysicist, but even Meta couldn't get rid of me, because he couldn't demote or ban mods, and zok was away. Snoopy had to wait a week to get unbanned. Classic shit right there, folks. Those were the good days. :)

    Tell us another story. I love good fiction.

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, OK, but just this time. There was this one time when Lanny got so butthurt over some silly comments I made that he spent several hours crafting a script which could log into the Zoklet server using his moderator account, access the infraction system, and automatically place infractions onto my account. He got to something like 30K infraction points before he was noticed and the alarm bell pulled. At 10 points per ban, Lanny had effectively banned me 300 times. Of course, soft-hearted mizled had to sit there for hours manually deleting the infractions by hand. After she was done releasing me from Lanny's icy grip, zok decided to leave me banned and personally put a permaban on my account. Lanny was finally located and banned permanently from Zoklet for his evil deed, which was kind of sour milk when you stood back and looked at the big picture. Yes, those were the days. I'd have to say that was definitely my biggest accomplishment to date.

    So your biggest accomplishment in life was getting unbanned from Zoklet?
  20. #40
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Joe Pedro Mein Gottt.

    lol.

    i suspect this to be my alt but have no recollection at all of making it.
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