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I had a Trader Joe's Burrito

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    One of their frozen entree


    I think I had the wet poopies when I took a nap. it's cold and squishy down there.
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    I'll make sure to pray for you tonight.
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    ABDL
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    Don't forget giving updates every hour.
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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Another wave of adventure is proving my suspicions during sleep mode.
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    new old Houston
    hey beige


    I'm just waiting for fini to comment

    I like to imagine he sounds like Sam Elliott


    hope you fell better , bro
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    Aimees bean and rice?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i ate a piece of Sicilian pizza that was over a day old for lunch today and i have the shit holes right now really bad.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    actually i take that back i believe its all the cherry peppers i ate at work like a gluttonus pig. my booty burns... whimpy wimpy whimpers... =(
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock One of their frozen entree


    I think I had the wet poopies when I took a nap. it's cold and squishy down there.

    you're supposed to put it in your mouth
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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Aimees bean and rice?

    No.. those are good

    the frozen ones of Trader Joes own brand

    I shit 4 times in 20 minutes this morning. it's finally calmed down a bit.
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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra you're supposed to put it in your mouth

    it felt like it went str8 to my ass

    nohomo, lilbromo
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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby actually i take that back i believe its all the cherry peppers i ate at work like a gluttonus pig. my booty burns… whimpy wimpy whimpers… =(

    eat an entire jar of havineros haha even the pickled ones.

    It burns more coming out the next day
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    As a canadian I dream of visiting trader's joe one day!!
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee As a canadian I dream of visiting trader's joe one day!!


    It's shit, it's like a ghetto poor persons version of Aldi.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Thank you for killing my dream
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    ..the hamster is next.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    You leave her be, you hear me?!?!?!!!!
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    fine, I'll pound your beaver then instead.
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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Thank you for killing my dream

    Don't listen to him.. try their fresh (grind yourself) coffee. they will offer to grind it for you when they see you there.

    I like their brand of sourdough bread. But he is right.. it's not fancy, it has kind of a country store theme. they have their own brand of wines (they just label from other vinyards and wineries locally in Napa)

    good produce as well.
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