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  1. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Ice cold (not free) bottle water.
  2. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]


    Not sure if 3/10 or 4/10. I'll rate is 3.5/10.

    It's local, but honestly overpriced and not very good. Tullamore Dew is so much better and still my favourite Irish whiskey.
  3. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ifitdontfitacquit i fuck myself more than enough. fuck you. get naked ready to be anally invaded with my trusty hunting knife.

    I would take your head off. and mount it to my grill. and drive it around a federal building taunting james comey
  4. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    ballast point (peanut butter) victory at sea.

    was after the regular one but the grocery stores didnt have it anymore, and bevmo only had the PB kind. still gud
  5. new old Houston
    hot coffee ...
  6. Technologist victim of incest
    Diet Coke, can’t do coffee.

    Mornin New Old! Donuts?🍩
  7. new old Houston
    Originally posted by Technologist Diet Coke, can’t do coffee.

    Mornin New Old! Donuts?🍩


    good morning techperson


    I'm too tired to chew anything atm
  8. Hellobadkitty Houston [fasten my mousey hotspur]
    Blueberry juice
  9. Technologist victim of incest
    @New Old
    Get them duntures in🤣🤣

    Sounds good Kitty. Good day to you girly💋
  10. Originally posted by BeigeWarlock I would take your head off. and mount it to my grill. and drive it around a federal building taunting james comey

    there's three options here and only three

    1. don't post about it and do what you say you can do to me
    2. stfu, get naked, and enjoy me raping you with my trusty hunting knife. you will learn to enjoy it a lot.
    3. just eat shit and die today...and i mean it literally.

    no gray area here or any room for an option 4. have a nice day pendejo
  11. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Latte prepared by a barista with questionable intentions 😳

  12. new old Houston
    when circumcisions go wrong haha
  13. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Lol
  14. Sancho Tuskegee Airman



  15. Ginger ale
  16. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ifitdontfitacquit there's three options here and only three

    1. don't post about it and do what you say you can do to me
    2. stfu, get naked, and enjoy me raping you with my trusty hunting knife. you will learn to enjoy it a lot.
    3. just eat shit and die today…and i mean it literally.

    no gray area here or any room for an option 4. have a nice day pendejo

    Sure Beandip.. whatever you say. Just don't be a coward and announce your arrival but then again.. I have really great reflexes.
  17. new old Houston
    ... coffee
  18. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Finished my tea. Onto plain water now.
  19. Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Sure Beandip.. whatever you say. Just don't be a coward and announce your arrival but then again.. I have really great reflexes.

    Sure coward that can take off my head and mount on your grill. Sure you still haven't and you have had 2 days already to do it. So its "whatever you say." when you post anything on here its not just a shitpost its just WHATEVER. No balls nigger. You remind me of a worthless jedi too so you're def fucked in this life.
  20. Originally posted by tee hee hee Finished my tea. Onto plain water now.

    Tell us when you pee.
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