How to spam like A College Professor

1. 2018-05-19 at 8:09 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If you want to mess with anyone on this forum and ruin their thread just make like 5 alts and hammer the fucker every day until they leave forever.
   
   https://pastebin.com/PZgyVP8F
2. 2018-05-19 at 8:26 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   you forgot the huff petrol step
3. 2018-05-19 at 8:31 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
   S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
   A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
   M
   S Bixby has outsmarted you again, simp! In general, you may transport as much as 119 gallons of auxiliary gasoline in the USA without having special commercial driver/hazmat training!
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   G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
   
4. 2018-05-19 at 8:32 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   it says 'samsong' sideways but 'samsung' downways. you were programmed by an idiot
5. 2018-05-19 at 8:33 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
   S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
   A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
   M
   S Bixby has outsmarted you again, simp! You are my teachers so any criticism of me reflects a fault of yours!
   U
   N
   G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
   
6. 2018-05-19 at 8:47 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   There must be a way to make this more annoying.
7. 2018-05-19 at 8:56 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   THE JOLLY GREEN GIANTS COCK
   
   
   
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8. 2018-05-19 at 9:13 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   THE JOLLY GREEN GIANTS COCK