When being a tech worker...

1. 2018-05-19 at 7:25 PM UTC

   #1
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
   S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
   A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
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   S You cant just always go around assuming. You have to find out and know!
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   G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
   
2. 2018-05-19 at 7:26 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   you really enjoy being banned don't you? lol. how much days off will you get for this spam shit any way?
3. 2018-05-19 at 8:35 PM UTC

   #3
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
   S *THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS PROVIDED COURTESY OF OF SAMSONG OF AMERICAS CORP*
   A *FEATURING BIXBY MACHINE-LEARNING TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY SAMSONG AMERICAS*
   M
   S Bixby has outsmarted you again, simp! Explain yourself to Bixby!
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   G *THE PRECEDING MESSAGE WAS DELIVERED USING BIXBY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE***
   
4. 2018-05-19 at 8:43 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   This gimmick was sorta funny once.
5. 2018-05-19 at 8:45 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING This gimmick was sorta funny once.

   
   None of his gimmicks are really funny. Probably the most high-effort low-quality troll on the site.