2018-05-14 at 4:50 PM UTC
Oh the humanity!
Luigi aka College Professor is lost in the desert with no water.
His van is stuck in a hole.
He needs our help.
Please GOD and niggas we got to help Luigi.
He managed to get on tinychat for a few seconds but all he could do was slur speech and he kept asking for water.
I am very worried about him.
He is almost out of crackers to eat.
Why did you only bring saltine crackers to eat?
Guys I am not joking here.
Luigi is stuck.
He told me earlier that he woke up and his van was rolling downhill all on its own and out the windows all he would see was cacti and dust devils.
At first I though he was joking but now I am truly concerned.
He has never joked about anything with me so why would he be now.
Why would he crash his van into a crater just to prank me?
Does anyone have a tracking system for a 1989 Dodge Van?
We got to find him!
I am about to call my connections and see if I can borrow a satelite and a helicopter to find my bestie.
I dunno how much gasoline he has left to run his air conditioner.
Please niggas if you can help me get my friend out of the desert now is the time.
He is in grave danger.
LUIGI!
I AM COMING!
2018-05-14 at 4:52 PM UTC
I don't think he'll find much sympathy here
2018-05-14 at 4:59 PM UTC
Fuck.
Maybe he is already dead...
NOPE!
I cant think like that.
Luigi is okay. I know he is okay.
He has to be okay.
God I miss him.
2018-05-14 at 4:59 PM UTC
Small Mario is very resourceful; he'll be ok m8.
2018-05-14 at 5:37 PM UTC
I thought I found you but its not your van :(
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2018-05-14 at 6:36 PM UTC
Luigi just messaged me about yelp reviews. He’s fine.
