How to open Soylent

1. 2018-05-13 at 7:48 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This is a step by step tutorial on how to open these pesky little bottles.
   
   Shout out to HTS for coming all the way over here to make an appearance in my video.
   
   Fuck everybody.
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Number13, 
   • mmQ, 
   • Daily, 
   • Grimace
2. 2018-05-13 at 8:06 PM UTC

   #2
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   hey fuck you too guy.
3. 2018-05-13 at 8:59 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I like the way that one bottle did a triple somersault when you shot it
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   • Daily
4. 2018-05-13 at 9:29 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   This was art of the highest form
   What sorta 74 was that?
5. 2018-05-13 at 9:44 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Number13 This was art of the highest form
   What sorta 74 was that?

   
   Arsenal SLR-104
6. 2018-05-13 at 11:06 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian Arsenal SLR-104

   
   Was gonna ask if it was an arsenal, good shit.
7. 2018-05-14 at 4:33 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Number13 Was gonna ask if it was an arsenal, good shit.

   
   Id rather it be an SGL, but I missed the boat on those, they're banned from import. At least I still have a few converted Saigas.
8. 2018-05-14 at 11:51 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   9/10
9. 2018-05-14 at 1:22 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   S0ynig and HTS need to see this. Where did they go?
10. 2018-05-14 at 1:25 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Wow I didn't think it was possible to miss at point blank range.
11. 2018-05-14 at 1:45 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Wow I didn't think it was possible to miss at point blank range.

    
    ey thank HTS for showing up eh?
12. 2018-05-14 at 2:16 PM UTC

    #12
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Wow I didn't think it was possible to miss at point blank range.

    
    You don't remember your triangle pal Shamby?
    
    
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    • HTS, 
    • The Self Taught Man, 
    • Grimace
13. 2018-05-14 at 2:19 PM UTC

    #13
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    wtf is that other video about, is your friend pretending to be a horse?
14. 2018-05-14 at 2:23 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This is your brain on ether.
    
    
15. 2018-05-14 at 2:42 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra wtf is that other video about, is your friend pretending to be a horse?

    
    I don't know. We were bored in the woods so we decided to make a video.
    
    Here is one of a buddy pretending to be an ashtray
    
    
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    • aldra
16. 2018-05-14 at 2:56 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian S0ynig and HTS need to see this. Where did they go?

    
    Where did you get a teddy bear with an asshole?
17. 2018-05-14 at 2:57 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Where did you get a teddy bear with an asshole?

    
    Either that was HTS with his orange highlighter, or from walmart and modified with a knife. One or the other for sure.
18. 2018-05-14 at 2:58 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Either that was HTS with his orange highlighter, or from walmart and modified with a knife. One or the other for sure.

    
    Did you fuck it?
19. 2018-05-14 at 3:04 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Did you fuck it?

    
    Only with a highlighter, soynig, only with a highlighter.
20. 2018-05-14 at 4:27 PM UTC

    #20
    

    HTS highlight reel
    You know you fucked me.