Happy Mommy's Day

1. 2018-05-13 at 1:53 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Lotta moms on this site so from me to you a heartfelt happy and please don't die in a fire until tomorrow thank you and bless your soul bless you thanks Jesus.
   
   
2. 2018-05-13 at 1:57 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Oh fuck I gotta email my mom
3. 2018-05-13 at 1:58 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   not mothers day is it?
   
   
   
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4. 2018-05-13 at 2:03 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It is, I gotta phone my mom actually and tell her I'm sorry for all the meth and bundy last year.
   
   Also she learned my girlfriend is a tranny so that's gonna be a fun conversation to have.
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5. 2018-05-13 at 2:06 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   i thought it was like a couple of months ago
   
   
   
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6. 2018-05-13 at 2:08 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   my mummy is dead,, kinda sucks but I'm thinkin bout her
7. 2018-05-13 at 2:14 PM UTC

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   new old Houston
   i have found it best to call my mother early enough to wake her , that way she is groggy thus making our conversation short and sweet ...
   
   
   
   
   IF there are any mothers here I hope you all have a fabulous mothers day
8. 2018-05-13 at 2:17 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by new old i have found it best to call my mother early enough to wake her , that way she is groggy thus making our conversation short and sweet …
   
   
   
   
   IF there are any mothers here I hope you all have a fabulous mothers day

   
   good idea! I was gonna wait to phone her but I think I'll do it now.
9. 2018-05-13 at 2:35 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   well that was an embarrassing phone call to find out mothers day is different in the UK to the USA. thx mmQ.
   
   
   
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10. 2018-05-13 at 3 PM UTC

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    new old Houston

    Originally posted by POLECAT my mummy is dead,, kinda sucks but I'm thinkin bout her

    
    sorry for your loss
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by NARCassist well that was an embarrassing phone call to find out mothers day is different in the UK to the USA. thx mmQ.

    
    
    maybe if she was groggy she would have gone along with it ... idk
11. 2018-05-13 at 3:25 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by new old maybe if she was groggy she would have gone along with it … idk

    
    for about 20 seconds i'd half convinced her she'd totally forgotten about it too, lol.
    
    
    
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