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It's time to have a serious discussion about asscrack fur

  1. #1
    Now, I'm a pretty otter lookin guy. Smoothskin ruff n tuff I'm no paki puff. But this ass hair, man. I can't stop thinking about it. It gnaws at my innards, I just want to be free of the dingleberries and smell retention. But, if I shave it I will red rash like a newborn baby on velcro. It's not pretty, let me tell you. You'll let me? Good. It's not pretty. Any advice?
  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Chemical wax.
  3. #3
    I can shave any part of my body without irritation. I don't know if Its tough skin or if I'm just a bad ass.
  4. #4
    Chemical wax.

    Everything is made of wax so I'm not sure what you mean by this.

    I don't use chemicals.
  5. #5
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Everything is made of wax so I'm not sure what you mean by this.

    I don't use chemicals.

    Everything is made of chemicals so I'm not sure what you mean by this.

    I don't use wax.
  6. #6
    Funny because I just shaved my upperbody and genital region yesterday and for some reason I just don't have that much fur on my ass. I'd even go ass far and say it's the baldest part of my body. Like a fucking baboon but less like a baboon ass.

    I have to trim with an electro razor to even think about shaving, that's how thick my fur is. My back is insane and I need to get it waxed (no bullshit, though, professionally) over the summer or I just fucking overheat.

    I left a nice, almost Batsign shaped patch on my chest, though. It makes my chest look buff ass fuck (it is) and accentuates(?) the muscles.
  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Funny because I just shaved my upperbody and genital region yesterday and for some reason I just don't have that much fur on my ass. I'd even go ass far and say it's the baldest part of my body. Like a fucking baboon but less like a baboon ass.

    I have to trim with an electro razor to even think about shaving, that's how thick my fur is. My back is insane and I need to get it waxed (no bullshit, though, professionally) over the summer or I just fucking overheat.

    I left a nice, almost Batsign shaped patch on my chest, though. It makes my chest look buff ass fuck (it is) and accentuates(?) the muscles.

    Furry back or not, it's hot as fuck at the moment in Hollandistan what's the temperature like in the heimat?
  8. #8
    I started working at an EDM shop this week and the dielectric cooling oil has been burning patches of hair off of my legs

    You could try that
  9. #9
    Furry back or not, it's hot as fuck at the moment in Hollandistan what's the temperature like in the heimat?
    Same but windy at night. I'm just glad we didn't have any hail storms yet.

    I hate heat.
  10. #10
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Same but windy at night. I'm just glad we didn't have any hail storms yet.

    I hate heat.

    Germanic folk weren't built for heat. Also, hailstorms are reserved for Germany with all your mountains and such they generally blow right over as far as Holland is concerned.
  11. #11
    Stay on topic or I will turn the fucking thermostat up again you in bread yeastie doughs
  12. #12
    Stay on topic or I will turn the fucking thermostat up again you in bread yeastie doughs
    Your mother is a whore.
  13. #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wax me in the bushes
  14. #14
    Shaving in space



    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=94-puZit3DA
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