Pick up lines that work for you Every time

1. 2018-05-11 at 10:35 AM UTC

   #1
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Hi flock to me like a lamb I hate you are you a retard let's have a lot of sexual intercourse please?
2. 2018-05-11 at 10:36 AM UTC

   #2
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Fuck my life
3. 2018-05-11 at 10:38 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ey lemme fuck real quick
   
   100% success rate
4. 2018-05-11 at 10:47 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up.
5. 2018-05-11 at 10:52 AM UTC

   #5
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Stupid thread I hate it i hate myself etc lock this thread Lanny pleSe
6. 2018-05-11 at 11:07 AM UTC

   #6
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   are you a single mother?
   
   
   ...do you want to be?
7. 2018-05-11 at 12:39 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
   Hi.
   
   What's your viber
   
   
   That's pretty much it.
8. 2018-05-11 at 12:41 PM UTC

   #8
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   girl ude look good on me
9. 2018-05-11 at 12:42 PM UTC

   #9
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Hi!
10. 2018-05-11 at 12:43 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How old are you and what's your age.
11. 2018-05-11 at 12:46 PM UTC

    #11
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel How old are you and what's your age.

    
    Lol
12. 2018-06-25 at 4:33 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Hi flock to me like a lamb I hate you are you a retard let's have a lot of sexual intercourse please?

    
    Do you say this all at once? Bc it would definitely work on me.
    
    Bumping this thread just to make Fargo uncomfortable.
13. 2018-06-25 at 4:41 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Manonfire African Astronaut
    I got dabs
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
14. 2018-06-25 at 5:32 AM UTC

    #14
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    want to pet my cats ???
15. 2018-06-25 at 5:35 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Benny I thought you said only betas own cats
16. 2018-06-25 at 11:39 AM UTC

    #16
    

    mso8 Houston
    i eat ass
17. 2018-06-25 at 12:15 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    "I'm not interested"
18. 2018-06-25 at 12:16 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by DietPiano "I'm not interested"

    
    
    Works well. People want what they can’t have. The challenge.
19. 2018-06-25 at 12:37 PM UTC

    #19
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    https://media2.giphy.com/media/Ru9sjtZ09XOEg/200.gif
    
    Ugh fuck this. Didn't work.
20. 2018-06-25 at 12:39 PM UTC

    #20
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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