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This is not a troll. I'm quitting drugs.

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    Alcohol and weed are killing me and stalling my progress so I'm quitting.
    Extensive walking and pgo have shown me the light and now I'm a changed person.
    Earlier today while pissing in the gas station I realized that in the condition I'm in another decade of this and I would be dead so I made the difficult decision to go sober.
    Just had a dream my fleshnet Tomodachi was with me and we were at work with my mom while she was working and he was like "heyyh let's get some margarita s!" I was like really craving it but I made the right choice and turned him down.

    The first time I drank was in 2006 with my cousin at my grandparents house.
    I was 15 and had four glasses of whiskey, it was scary at first because I wasn't used to being in that state and my cousin turned the lights off and was trying to freak me out in a demonic voice.
    Then in 2008 I stole my mom's bottle of wine while she was alseep on NYE, listeneed to "the perfect drug" by nine inch nails and realized I loved being high on alcohol.
    Then in 2009 I started drinking regularly with 40oz steel reserve, it was around that time my health started to deteriorate.
    La Fin Du Monde was my favorite drink.
    I never really enjoyed marijuana but I kept at it because I was desperate for a high but didn't want to kill myself on alcohol.

    Well I'm glad it's all over.
    Now I'm working on self-improvement and my education.
    I'm going to self-study 1 - 12 then work on getting a career in technology and or media.

    I hope I can stay strong ...
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    weed is good yo
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    What was that bit about your fleshlight?
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    Originally posted by POLECAT weed is good yo

    It really isn't.
    If you suffer from certain issues I can see how it could help you cope but there are better ways to manage those things.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What was that bit about your fleshlight?

    Fleshnet not fleshlight
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    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume It really isn't.
    If you suffer from certain issues I can see how it could help you cope but there are better ways to manage those things.

    Right, by sucking it up and not being a pussy.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    That's great. You can do it. 💪
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    OP is an idiot.
  9. #9
    Good luck. 🍀
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Good idea, lil bromo
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    @ original poster

    You sound like a fucking retard without drugs you stupid bitch not all the drugs in the world could make you smart nor could none of them you feel? So it's like you're fucked either way because of how stupid and dumb and pee brained you are I am losing IQ points just posting in your thread as the kids say so please don't ever talk and if you do remember while you're typing out your posts that you are really really a big stupid jedi person even if you think you aren't you actually are Hahahahahaha and there's nothing you can do about it California rest in peace and take this fag person with you please he's really dumb and talks only about pokey man and jedis and wonders why he's not fun hmmm I'd like to see him at an arcade or circus he'd probably stand there with his thumb up his butt like herp derp lerp I am so dumb I don't know what to do meanwhile everyone laughs and dances in a circle around him until he explodes etc
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    are you ok mmq
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm just testing a new gimmick it's a hybrid mix of Bill Krozby and an old drunken man.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    f u t u r e k r o z
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    You wont be calling it a gimmick when you find it rammed up your transverse colon, you uberbottom mensch.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *waits for it*
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    You should make another vacroo thingie!
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee You should make another vacroo thingie!

    I will match any vocaroo you post of yourself.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    My voice is awful. 😨
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