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How to be more sophisticated?

  1. #21
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    some ppl say im complex like a fine wine or a good schotch

    i say no, my friend, no i m not

    im just a simple blue collared gont who will work in kitchens the rest of my life
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Some people say mq, you're a faggot, and they're not wrong.

    Hi. My name is mq, and this is my story...
  3. #23
    Create a finer things club.
  4. #24
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hang on I'll write it in a little bit I need to eat first.
  5. #25
    End life. Start over.
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  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A B A C A B B
  7. #27
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Wear a 3 pieces suit everyday.
    Adopt a fake eng accent.
    Lift your pinky up when you drink tea from your fiiiinest china.
  8. #28
    Buy some round rimmed specs, get a pullover and knot the arms around your neck (don't actually wear it), get one of those man purses or an 80s style Filofax, grow a beard, hang out at Starbucks and drink skinny lattes, place a copy of Ecce Homo by Friedrich Nietzsche next to your latte at a slight angle so it looks like you casually threw it there as if it was just the daily newspaper.

    Done...classes not necessary.
  9. #29
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Buy some round rimmed specs, get a pullover and knot the arms around your neck (don't actually wear it), get one of those man purses or an 80s style Filofax, grow a beard, hang out at Starbucks and drink skinny lattes, place a copy of Ecce Homo by Friedrich Nietzsche next to your latte at a slight angle so it looks like you casually threw it there as if it was just the daily newspaper.

    Done…classes not necessary.

    Done! /dread
  10. #30
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Kill yourself, the surrounding neighborhood would be classier to the tune of one less degenerate rapist.
  11. #31
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm trying to step up my game in knowledge of the arts, cinema, fine dining, literature, and philosophy/psychology

    can anyone give me some ideas?

    Well, for a starter don't try to go fucking English or start worshipping anyone with a British accent. A lot of Americans do this, and they look fucking stupid when they do it.

    Find your own taste. Speak precisely and with meaning. Criticise art fearlessly - honesty always beats prestige in the long run. Avoid literature, it was good pre-internet, but now it takes too long. Create your own art - paintings or poetry or prose, and accept feedback from those you know are smart. Be uptight, be snobbish, but also judge people on their ideas, not their popularity. State openly that reputation doesn't matter, for you are a man of ideas, and you aspire to be a leader, not a follower. Create something uniquely your own and Texan, not some imitation of some English intellectual idea.
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  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Zanick Kill yourself, the surrounding neighborhood would be classier to the tune of one less degenerate rapist.

    look i know you're a queer and all but I don't want to have sex with you!
  13. #33
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby look i know you're a queer and all but I don't want to have sex with you!


    fact : intercoursing another man makes you sophisticated.
  14. #34
    Buy a fucking automatic Swiss watch with some complications, then learn a little bit about other types of automatic Swiss watches.

    Watches, guns, cars, are mens toys. Knowing the fine details about them will make you appear sophisticated because people are stupid.

    Why would you want to be sophisticated though? I knew someone who used to be a dangerous dude, but later turned into a sophisticated moron.
  15. #35
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    wear a monocle.
  16. #36
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Well, for a starter don't try to go fucking English or start worshipping anyone with a British accent. A lot of Americans do this, and they look fucking stupid when they do it.

    Find your own taste. Speak precisely and with meaning. Criticise art fearlessly - honesty always beats prestige in the long run. Avoid literature, it was good pre-internet, but now it takes too long. Create your own art - paintings or poetry or prose, and accept feedback from those you know are smart. Be uptight, be snobbish, but also judge people on their ideas, not their popularity. State openly that reputation doesn't matter, for you are a man of ideas, and you aspire to be a leader, not a follower. Create something uniquely your own and Texan, not some imitation of some English intellectual idea.

    Good job Soyb...
  17. #37
    Don’t be a rapist. That’ll class you right up.
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  18. #38
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by -mal- Don’t be a rapist. That’ll class you right up.

    rapists can be classy.

    its just that you havent been fortunate enough to have meet one.
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