Matchmaker Thread!

1. 2018-05-10 at 4:45 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Squirrel,
   
   If you joined DH to meet people, the forums was not the place. I didn’t find the forums when I first signed up. I actually did date and made some new friends from those dates.
   
   Once you entered the forums you were not there to date.

   
   Girl idk how many times this has been said but they dont care.
   
   We were a date hotel!!
2. 2018-05-10 at 4:49 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Girl idk how many times this has been said but they dont care.
   
   We were a date hotell

   
   
   I’ll meet cha at the date hotel😍😍
3. 2018-05-10 at 4:51 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   😍😍
4. 2018-05-10 at 5:02 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Oh I'm a lesbian fona. 😟😢

   
   Thats okay. I will fix you.
5. 2018-05-10 at 5:08 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Xlite African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Thats okay. I will fix you.

   
   lol dude, fixing someone implies there's something wrong. You're not very good at this buddy.
   Whether or not something's wrong is irrelevant.
6. 2018-05-10 at 5:10 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah Fona you don’t think you can fix your transabled issue so leave the lesbians alone.
7. 2018-05-10 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #27
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   careful, he'll transable you
8. 2018-05-10 at 5:15 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala Yeah Fona you don’t think you can fix your transabled issue so leave the lesbians alone.

   
   Listen here lesbo fona-friend.
   I love and care about all life on and off this planet but what you claim to be ailed with is just ridiculous.
   You gotta at least be bi-sexual.
   There is no such thing as homosexuals.
   Just people that do not know how to make love correctly.
   I am trans and I promise to be gently yet aggressive with you so you like it a bunch.
9. 2018-05-10 at 5:35 PM UTC

   #29
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Im jk anyway. Im not a lesbi.😛
10. 2018-05-10 at 6:19 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Name: MAL =^.^=
    Age: 26
    Gender and Preferred Pronouns (you can also put orientation here): F, Pan
    Location: Live Music Capitol of the World
    Religion: Agnositc
    Political Views: Liberal Snowflake
    Interests: Hula Hooping, Fashion, Weed, Tech, Pop Culture, King Kylie, Makeup, Health & Beauty, Cooking, Anime, Art
11. 2018-05-10 at 6:22 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

    Originally posted by -mal- Name: MAL =^.^=
    Age: 26
    Gender and Preferred Pronouns (you can also put orientation here): F, Pan
    Location: Live Music Capitol of the World
    Religion: Agnositc
    Political Views: Liberal Snowflake
    Interests: Hula Hooping, Fashion, Weed, Tech, Pop Culture, King Kyie, Makeup, Health & Beauty, Cooking, Anime, Art

    
    Jesus chryst
    
    So you are literally the worst category of person. You are fat too
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    • Dfg
12. 2018-05-10 at 6:23 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Ummmm...datehookup was a discussion board for fans of the date palm. A delicious, fig-like fruit.
    
    Phoenix dactylifera, commonly known as date or date palm, is a flowering plant species in the palm family, Arecaceae, cultivated for its edible sweet fruit.
    
    Yummy 😍
13. 2018-05-10 at 6:26 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Archer513 Ummmm…datehookup was a discussion board for fans of the date palm. A delicious, fig-like fruit.
    
    Phoenix dactylifera, commonly known as date or date palm, is a flowering plant species in the palm family, Arecaceae, cultivated for its edible sweet fruit.
    
    Yummy 😍

    
    Mmmm😍.. date palms. I'm gonna miss date palms!
14. 2018-05-10 at 6:45 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    They still exist 😉
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15. 2018-05-10 at 6:45 PM UTC

    #35
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    did you find any morels? and what state are you in?
16. 2018-05-10 at 6:51 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Nope. A bit late,but it was a nice walk.
    
    I’m in Ohio,north of cincy
    
    
    Hey,I’m in Houston now 👻
17. 2018-05-10 at 6:52 PM UTC

    #37
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    MY NAME IS SORELOX FORMERLY WREN I LIKE BUTTS AND BOOBS MOSTLY IM FROM NOETH KADOTA I AM INTO BALL SPORTS AND TACOS AND ALSO MYSTERIES AND I LIKE TO PLAY GAMES TOO SO CASH ME OUTSIDE FOR A GOOD TIME IF YOU WANT THOSE AND MUCH MORE FOREVER PLEASE ALSO I'M THE BEST KISSER EVER TO KISS SAYS ME AND OTHERS, ETC. THANKS
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18. 2018-05-10 at 6:54 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That sorta reminded me of Fly
19. 2018-05-10 at 6:56 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by ohfralala That sorta reminded me of Fly

    
    
    
    😂😂😂😂
20. 2018-05-10 at 6:58 PM UTC

    #40
    

    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    MMQ, please don't yell