2016-08-05 at 4:05 PM UTC
I was always coming up with new ways to perv on women, and this was a good one. I decided that when I was older, I would go to a concert or a rave or something, and squeeze the ass of a chick in front of me. When she'd turn around to wonder who the fuck did that, I'd just pretend it wasn't me! She would never know! Mwa ha ha.
I was so fucking proud of this idea. Jesus christ, I was naive. Of course, now I can go to a club and openly squeeze a chick's ass on the dance floor, and she'll stick her ass out wanting me to squeeze it again, because all women are drunk sluts.
Or, I can just go to a strip club. Did I not know strip clubs existed back then or something? I dunno.
Fuckin lol @ my old self. I wish I could remember the other stupid ideas I had back then.
2016-08-05 at 4:32 PM UTC
Actor are you black or white. Once I asked if you were black and you said yes, but in a recent thread here you implied you were white.
2016-08-05 at 4:36 PM UTC
I did??? Well, i'm a white...
You mighta been drunk. I remember asking something like, "would I be right in assuming you're black?" and you replied with "yeh" or something. It was an odd exchange.
2016-08-05 at 5:24 PM UTC
I did that at school in packed hallways all the time.
2016-08-05 at 8:21 PM UTC
We did this at the public swimming pool, 'accidentally' grabbing or swiping asses as we were swimming underwater. Bonus points for a pussy swipe. 😃
2016-08-06 at 3:43 AM UTC
I was pushing my way through a bar and doing so stuck my hand in some girls drink. Was half expecting some shit to start. I wonder if they noticed, had it been me I'd have been pretty pissed out of principle.
2016-08-08 at 4:59 PM UTC
i made a girl cry when I did it once. She was a muslim girl with a hijab and I probably traumatized her. I had a pretty good lul when she went home though.
2016-08-08 at 5:31 PM UTC
When i was 14/15 i was fucking my gf at the time.
2016-08-15 at 4:03 PM UTC
Club sluts really don't even notice the casual groping.
2016-08-15 at 7:28 PM UTC
I'm RisiR. I'm unembarrasable. Indestructable.
I post about giving Malice a full body massage and licking Lanny's butthole and I'm still the most masculine, confident and just overall sensational poster in the entire internet.
I'm mopping the floor with you, though. Your posting history is a cringefest deluxe. I can rek you on a daily basis until the sun explodes with all the pathetic "BUT, LOOK AT ME! I'M EVEN COOLER" posts you must post to keep your ego from folding like an Origami.
2016-08-15 at 10:17 PM UTC
Yea, let's watch the classic "Sophie has no answers". One of my all time favorites.
