Matchmaker Thread!

1. 2018-05-10 at 3:15 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Since datehookup.com was a dating site I figure lets all make profiles for fun to get to know each other.
   
   I'll start
   
   Name: Space Cat
   Age: 24
   Gender and Preferred Pronouns (you can also put orientation here): M
   Location: Space
   Religion: Trianglism
   Political Views: Anarcho Space Capitalism
   Interests: Space, Drugs, Video Games, Art, Chemistry, Vape, Internet, Money, Rockets, Trianglism, Sacred Geometry, Anime.
   
   What I'm looking for: cool people to post in this thread
   
   I have a girlfriend but I am DTF (down to flirt) ;D
   
   
   
   Description of Appearance or picture:
   
2. 2018-05-10 at 3:18 PM UTC

   #2
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   mmq and zan r gonna have to fight each other for lala
3. 2018-05-10 at 3:21 PM UTC

   #3
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by POLECAT mmq and zan r gonna have to fight each other for lala

   
   mmq has crackhead tenacity but is a fairly nice guy, zanick grew up with a literal psychopath sister and everything he posts about himself is carefully crafted. not sure, leaning toward zanick on this one
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   • Zanick
4. 2018-05-10 at 3:22 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don’t think either of them have any legitimate interest in me
   
   And I’m also not filing out your profile Squirrel
5. 2018-05-10 at 3:25 PM UTC

   #5
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   that doesn't mean they won't fight over you though
6. 2018-05-10 at 3:25 PM UTC

   #6
   joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
   When was DH a dating site?
7. 2018-05-10 at 3:34 PM UTC

   #7
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Those eyes lol
8. 2018-05-10 at 3:38 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala And I’m also not filing out your profile Squirrel

   
   Do you want to die alone?.
9. 2018-05-10 at 3:47 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yesssssss
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   • HTS
10. 2018-05-10 at 3:51 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hi.
    My name is Andrew Steele.
    I am 27 years old.
    My birthday is May 16th 1990.
    I live in Dayton Ohio.
    I am white looking for anything but jedi.
    I have blond hair and blue eyes.
    I got a deep manly voice I use to tell people to do things.
    I love America
    My fona-fone # is (937) 522-1751
    Call or text me!
    
    
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    • the pat-man
11. 2018-05-10 at 4:06 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    What will you do if a jedi does come along?
12. 2018-05-10 at 4:06 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Xlite What will you do if a jedi does come along?

    
    I will probably all the sudden not hate jedis.
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    • Soyboy
13. 2018-05-10 at 4:37 PM UTC

    #13
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Not enough ppl signing up for the mm service.
14. 2018-05-10 at 4:37 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Not enough ppl signing up for the mm service.

    
    I know right.
    
    This thread is a bomb.
15. 2018-05-10 at 4:38 PM UTC

    #15
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Well its still fairly new maybe it will pick up!
16. 2018-05-10 at 4:40 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Squirrel,
    
    If you joined DH to meet people, the forums was not the place. I didn’t find the forums when I first signed up. I actually did date and made some new friends from those dates.
    
    Once you entered the forums you were not there to date.
17. 2018-05-10 at 4:41 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Well its still fairly new maybe it will pick up!

    
    I think we need to show them it works.
    Lets show them tee hee hee by hooking up.
18. 2018-05-10 at 4:41 PM UTC

    #18
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Oh I'm a lesbian fona. 😟😢
19. 2018-05-10 at 4:43 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    I heard Lanny's pretty hot
20. 2018-05-10 at 4:43 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Xlite African Astronaut
    That probably don't matter to him.