So she says, "oh that puppy's the cutest thing in the world!"

1. 2016-10-29 at 5:08 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   And it's like... I'm standing right here, mom. I'm standing right here...
   
   :(
2. 2016-10-29 at 6:13 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just don't take it out on the puppy :(
3. 2016-10-29 at 6:26 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   What are you, 12?
4. 2016-10-29 at 7:19 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   [greentext]>Thinking your mom actually thinks a puppy is cuter than you[/greentext]
   
   fuck you shitbag. She wasnt trying to make you feel bad. A puppy reminds her of a baby which triggers her mamary instincts. Shit you fucking cuck. Pull yourself together man.
5. 2016-10-29 at 10:30 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This happened when I was around 5 or 6.