Be together the with the love of your life, or have $1 Billion?

1. 2018-05-09 at 8:28 AM UTC

   #61
   

   Red_Woman African Astronaut
   Plenty of cousins who could be " horrible she-devil" though.
2. 2018-05-09 at 8:33 AM UTC

   #62
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

   Originally posted by aldra the genie abolishes incest laws so you can finally be with your sister

   
   Her fiancé is eerily similar to me. I'm the only one who's noticed this, from what I can tell.
   
   

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Guys often wind up with girls who resemble their mom. Was your mom like your sis?
   
   Also the old advice is that to be happy get a girl who could be your cousin, but isn't. Something about genetic distance.

   
   Nah, my sister has distilled my mom's worst qualities and acquired a special cruelty which is all her own. I tend to think that any eventual marriage in store for me will be a cosmic punishment. My cousin is really attractive in the weirdest possible way, I think I'd like to stay away from girls like her.
   
   Do you have plans to settle down?
3. 2018-05-09 at 8:37 AM UTC

   #63
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I’d take the billion. There’s so much more I could do with that amount of money instead of sitting around in love.
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4. 2018-05-09 at 10:54 AM UTC

   #64
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   1billion and see the love of my life bi weekly.
5. 2018-05-09 at 11:10 AM UTC

   #65
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   I've discovered that seeing a girl, even the love of your life, more than twice a week drastically shortens the honeymoon period and ruins the mystery for both of you (which is actually the most attractive bit but nobody realises it)
   
   Think about those girls you thought were "9.5/10" and how they slowly became 9s 8s and even 7s after regular fucking, frequent conversation and general exposure. It ruins the whole fucking thing and makes you jaded and blase
   
   This is why I am considering doing the Osama Bin Laden's dad manoeuvre of marrying four wives, impregnating them and then divorcing them in a rotating fashion after they give birth. This nigga had 56 children from 22 wives. One of them became Osama Bin Laden and changed the world as we see it today. This inclusive fitness is literally the meaning of life and Osama Bin Laden's dad managed to have fun during the entire ordeal
   
   So yeah, I choose the billion
6. 2018-05-09 at 11:11 AM UTC

   #66
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Daily I've discovered that seeing a girl, even the love of your life, more than twice a week drastically shortens the honeymoon period and ruins the mystery for both of you (which is actually the most attractive bit but nobody realises it)
   
   Think about those girls you thought were "9.5/10" and how they slowly became 9s 8s and even 7s after regular fucking, frequent conversation and general exposure

   
   I feel like this only happens to old people.
7. 2018-05-09 at 11:14 AM UTC

   #67
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   I'm 25 already
   
   I am old
8. 2018-05-09 at 11:15 AM UTC

   #68
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   Bruh when I met my previous girlfriend I thought she was a 9/10
   
   By the time I decided to break up with her she was a 5/10
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9. 2018-05-09 at 11:16 AM UTC

   #69
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   I choose the million
10. 2018-05-09 at 11:16 AM UTC

    #70
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Give me the $100,000 anyday
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11. 2018-05-09 at 11:27 AM UTC

    #71
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Daily Bruh when I met my previous girlfriend I thought she was a 9/10
    
    By the time I decided to break up with her she was a 5/10

    
    Maybe your testosterone and or dopamine production is becoming weak.
12. 2018-05-09 at 11:44 AM UTC

    #72
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    More like my test is always high because I want to constantly fuck new women
    
    Agreed with the dopamine however
13. 2018-05-09 at 11:45 AM UTC

    #73
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    When you stop eating carbs one day you'll see more clearly as you will experience a reduction of inflammation in the brain
14. 2018-05-09 at 11:50 AM UTC

    #74
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I don't eat.
15. 2018-05-09 at 12:01 PM UTC

    #75
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    1 billion dollars then I'd pay the love of my life $300 for a blumpkin.
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16. 2018-05-10 at 9:57 AM UTC

    #76
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Daily When you stop eating carbs one day you'll see more clearly as you will experience a reduction of inflammation in the brain

    
    My brain is inflamed pls help
17. 2018-05-10 at 10:42 AM UTC

    #77
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    
    the luv of my life does not exist
18. 2018-05-10 at 11:15 AM UTC

    #78
    

    Tyrone Shoelaces Houston
    Love cuz Money can’t buy Love ❤️
19. 2018-05-10 at 11:23 AM UTC

    #79
    

    Tyrone Shoelaces Houston

    Originally posted by -mal- Okay. Do you rock the Bebe part either or are you old?

    
    Is this a guy or doll
20. 2018-05-10 at 11:25 AM UTC

    #80
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces Is this a guy or doll

    
    It's a chick with a dick