Dive off of your roof onto a concrete or cement driveway or walkway. Obviously go head first. Tie your hands behind your back if you are worried about instinctively reaching out to soften the blow. Land on your head. Snap your neck. No tools required. Cheap. Fast. Painless. Easy. Alternatively, you can always run out in front of a train or a semi on the highway. Even a car on the highway. Just act like a hitchhiker and fucking throw yourself out in front of a car. Done.
And yes, I've fired one of these. Its safe, despite the pressure concerns. A full seal is not formed due to the gap in the pipes at the time of fire, hence, pressure is dispersed through that gap.
mikeyagain
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Originally posted by Sophie
I can't imagine it would be comfortable but it will be over soon enough. Fastest and least painful way is to shoot yourself through the brain.
Yeah, with a bullet you won't have to worry about your brain realizing your body is dead... That's how my friend did it..
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Originally posted by The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0
would that hurt?
It is said to be one of the worst ways to go into cardiac rest. That's how John Ritter (Jack Tripper from 3s Company) died while on the set of his last TV show. Lots of tearing sensations
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