The Captcha made me think I was a robot

1. 2018-05-08 at 12:07 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Last year when I had all those alts and didn't sleep for a week on meth I decided to dick around on the internet.
   
   One of those captchas came up asking to prove that I'm not a robot. I failed it and had a small mental breakdown because I was a robot, in fact, I was sure of it. I looked at my hands and thought holy fuck i was a robot this whole time? I was terrified, I moved my fingers and realized how mechanical my body felt. I paced around the room and realized that I was just a clunky machine that could move my mechanical parts based off of electrical impulses.
   
   I googled "am I a robot?", and I took an online quiz. One of the questions was "You are told to collect the newspaper everyday in the morning. What do you do?", and I chose "I won't fetch the newspaper, I do what I want"
   
   That's when I realized I wasn't a robot.
2. 2018-05-08 at 12:09 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Do you have a chip in the back of your head?
3. 2018-05-08 at 12:09 PM UTC

   #3
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   cool story bro
4. 2018-05-08 at 12:09 PM UTC

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   Xlite African Astronaut
   Thats pretty funny
5. 2018-05-08 at 12:24 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Do you have a chip in the back of your head?

   
   No, just a chip on my shoulder.
6. 2018-05-08 at 12:25 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel No, just a chip on my shoulder.

   
   
   Oh