Attn Fona-friends! Spaceship "Future" sails for Her-Anus (soon) and I need help.

1. 2018-05-07 at 1:54 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I am going to take this girl on a date soon.
   First date.
   Anyways all I know if she has a 3D-printer and keeps rats for pets.
   Oh and she is an uber-eats driver and makes F-rated movies.
   How can I wow her?
   
   This is me asking her out!
   
   
   
   
   Me kinda thinks she just said yes to be nice and not shoot me down in front of everyone we play D&D with.
   But I need to think positive.
   Any ideas on a first date I would greatly appreciate.
   Thank you!
2. 2018-05-07 at 2 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I always think it's sweet when they let you down easy.
3. 2018-05-07 at 2:04 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I think she may really be interested and a walk sounds perfect. ❤
4. 2018-05-07 at 2:08 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 I think she may really be interested and a walk sounds perfect. ❤

   
   Do I put her on a leash?
   I should probably bring a collar and a leash.
   Who the fuck wants to go on a walk?
   Does she even know how many bees sting people?
5. 2018-05-07 at 2:09 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Go to your local food pantry. If you make too much money to get food, volunteer.
6. 2018-05-07 at 2:14 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Slaynk Go to your local food pantry. If you make too much money to get food, volunteer.

   
   I seen the dumpster girlfriend you got. I have me a dime piece. I need actual suggestions not stupid advice on how to feed a garbage disposal!
7. 2018-05-07 at 2:30 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol at dime piece. Umm..
   
   Jk.
   
   Well fuck the walk then... go jump in a damn lake idc.
8. 2018-05-07 at 2:31 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   go to a swamp and take a mud-bath
9. 2018-05-07 at 2:39 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Go to a swamp and kill her there.
10. 2018-05-07 at 2:43 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just go to a swamp.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2018-05-07 at 2:49 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I dont think we have swamps in Ohio. Will a polluted pond or river work?
12. 2018-05-07 at 3:02 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Doesn’t it say at the bottom that she canceled a plan? Was she going to go to this expo with you.... because it looks like she cancelled it.
13. 2018-05-07 at 3:04 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -mal- Doesn’t it say at the bottom that she canceled a plan? Was she going to go to this expo with you…. because it looks like she cancelled it.

    
    No. That was just my sister-in-law. She looked up what the expo was and got mad at me for trying to steer her friends into my perverted world of handi-rape
14. 2018-05-07 at 3:04 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who's Christina?
15. 2018-05-07 at 3:04 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nevermind.
16. 2018-05-07 at 3:04 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Who's Christina?

    
    my sister-in-law
17. 2018-05-07 at 3:04 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats No. That was just my sister-in-law. She looked up what the expo was and got mad at me for trying to steer her friends into my perverted world of handi-rape

    
    Oh... ok...
18. 2018-05-07 at 3:05 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Nevermind.

    
    i never did mind bromo
19. 2018-05-07 at 3:06 AM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -mal- Oh… ok…

    
    Come on Mal... I expect good advice from you.
    You are an educated black woman.
    Should I buy her a present or throw her into a thorn bush?
    Help!
    Please!
20. 2018-05-07 at 3:07 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Buy her a thorn bush as a present and mash it into her face really hard when you hand it over to her.