What material things would you buy if you were rich?

1. 2018-05-06 at 7:43 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ^ just buy a woman and tell her that if she doesn't obey you you'll cut off her funding
2. 2018-05-06 at 7:45 PM UTC

   #22
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   I would buy a nice house with a fireplace.
   
   I'd go to all the posh resorts in the south once a month.
   
   
   But since im not rich here is what i did buy: 2 maxi skirts, sandals, shoes, a dish cloth and 3containers of toothpicks. Now isn't that morreeee exciting??!?
3. 2018-05-06 at 7:46 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   A lot of guns, ammo and body armor.
   I wold live my dream.
4. 2018-05-06 at 7:58 PM UTC

   #24
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by POLECAT whats ur plan for the parents of these orphans

   
   orphans dont have parents.
5. 2018-05-06 at 8:57 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

   Originally posted by gumbo I'd get the best sex robot I could.

   
   You mean WHORES?
6. 2018-05-06 at 9:32 PM UTC

   #26
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mmQ The entire taco bell m3nu

   
   This nigga goes hard!
7. 2018-05-06 at 9:36 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats A lot of guns, ammo and body armor.
   I wold live my dream.

   
   Nice,
   
   Going on a mass shooting.
   
   Don't forget the ANFO and to pledge allegiance to ISIS
8. 2018-05-06 at 9:51 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT Id prolly buy lala's house

   
   Wtf
9. 2018-05-06 at 9:52 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I change my mind.
   I would buy more wishes
10. 2018-05-06 at 10:13 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I change my mind.
    I would buy more wishes

    
    😂yea that's not how this works.
    
    Ot: an island in Fiji to dock my superyacht.
11. 2018-05-06 at 10:19 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 😂yea that's not how this works.
    
    Ot: an island in Fiji to dock my superyacht.

    
    I want to make a sex joke
12. 2018-05-06 at 10:37 PM UTC

    #32
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Vanguard index funds. Large portfolio of single-family, 2plex 3plex 4plex, and apartment buildings under property management. All maintenance and upkeep to be referred to my friends and family or their businesses.
    
    640+ acres of land with some terrain, creek/river/stream, and timber on it in Kansas, Missouri, or Oklahoma. Would buy or lease some heavy dirt-moving equipment to build my air-strip, rifle range, lake, huge berm around the entire property for a stone fence to sit atop.
    
    Would build a few nice hangars, a cozy cabin, and huge garage/shop.
    
    Road Vehicles;
    Custom autos by tim 6-door brand new excursion;
    
    
    Kirkham aluminum cobra replica ( 427FE motor );
    
    
    Dodge Travco;
    
    
    
    --
    
    Would probably leave the travco at or near airports where ever I was skiing or riding dirt-bikes. Fly-in to airport and then drive the RV to the dunes or mountain.
    
    Plenty of rifles, shotguns, revolvers, and autos. Maybe a .308 mini-gun to mount on a Jeep, just to piss off Zanick. Build an elaborate, beautiful sporting-clays course. It can be open to the public, but I would install night lighting and be able to use it myself 24/7.
    
    Probably operate arcades, water-parks, amusement rides where they are lacking ( no idea where to go play pinball in my home-town, etc ).
    
    And much-much more.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
13. 2018-05-06 at 10:43 PM UTC

    #33
    RestStop Space Nigga
    A 6 lb. shard.
14. 2018-05-06 at 10:44 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Has anyone said "more drugs" yet?
    I'm too lazy to look.
15. 2018-05-06 at 10:47 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ACP really knows how to live
16. 2018-05-06 at 10:47 PM UTC

    #36
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Has anyone said "more drugs" yet?
    I'm too lazy to look.

    
    Look up 3 posts.
17. 2018-05-06 at 10:54 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ooh and a jet. Gotta have a jet.
18. 2018-05-06 at 11 PM UTC

    #38
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by ohfralala Wtf

    
    well you don't want to have to make all those payments urself do ya
19. 2018-05-06 at 11:01 PM UTC

    #39
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Ooh and a jet. Gotta have a jet.

    
    Are you a pilot?
20. 2018-05-06 at 11:01 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Are you a pilot?

    
    No. Why?