My girlfriend won't have sex with me

1. 2018-05-06 at 1:27 PM UTC

   #21
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian Police in Lebanon sometimes use a torturous speculum-like device on suspected homos.

   
   in the US they used to tickle kids' assholes with feathers to see if they clench, in order to determine whether they'd been raped
2. 2018-05-06 at 1:28 PM UTC

   #22
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by aldra in the US they used to tickle kids' assholes with feathers to see if they clench, in order to determine whether they'd been raped

   
   Wait, is clenching considered proof for or against having been raped?
3. 2018-05-06 at 1:34 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel You seem to think about this type of stuff a lot.
   
   Which is very gay.

   
   When I see homos, yea.
   
   Im not the shit eater here though.
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4. 2018-05-06 at 1:40 PM UTC

   #24
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   yeah scron, i mean its kinda odd you trying to call others out for being gay pal.
   
   ya get me?
   
   
   
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5. 2018-05-06 at 1:45 PM UTC

   #25
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by HTS Wait, is clenching considered proof for or against having been raped?

   
   inability to clench
   
   was called 'anal winking'
6. 2018-05-06 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian When I see homos, yea.
   
   Im not the shit eater here though.

   
   I think you are.
   
   It's all you talk about
7. 2018-05-06 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian Police in Lebanon sometimes use a torturous speculum-like device on suspected homos. If a man walking down the street is suspect, they take him to the police station and open up his ass to look for evidence of him getting assfucked, which is usually evident by scars.If evidence is found, the man is sentenced and locked up.
   
   In other countries they just execute faggots right away.
   
   Imagine being executed in a public area, where people gather to witness the purge of mentally ill perversion as they cheer when your feet stop kicking in a futile attempt at escaping suffocation by noose.

   
   I wonder if I would get sentenced for having an asshole artificially widened by opioids
8. 2018-05-06 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #28
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by aldra in the US they used to tickle kids' assholes with feathers to see if they clench, in order to determine whether they'd been raped

   
   I'll bet a lot of them... signaled... they'd been raped.
9. 2018-05-06 at 5:29 PM UTC

   #29
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   yeah, they stopped doing it because it was super inaccurate. and probably also because two molestations don't make a right
10. 2018-05-06 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #30
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by aldra yeah, they stopped doing it because it was super inaccurate. and probably also because two molestations don't make a right

    
    Lots of false positives, eh?
11. 2018-05-06 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Police in Lebanon sometimes use a torturous speculum-like device on suspected homos. If a man walking down the street is suspect, they take him to the police station and open up his ass to look for evidence of him getting assfucked, which is usually evident by scars.If evidence is found, the man is sentenced and locked up.
    
    In other countries they just execute faggots right away.
    
    Imagine being executed in a public area, where people gather to witness the purge of mentally ill perversion as they cheer when your feet stop kicking in a futile attempt at escaping suffocation by noose.

    
    Sounds horrible actually. If we say it's a mental illness we should look for ways to treat it. When a person you care about gets a cold, do you get them some cough medicine or do you just put a bullet into their head, neatly behind the left ear.
    
    

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    Also i can't claim pedophilia is a sexual orientation while at the same time saying homosex is a mental illness without being a hypocrite. Now i could argue for me it's a minor deviation because at least i still like girls, but a nigga' gotta be consistent with their theory of sexuality nahmean?