2018-05-06 at 8:12 AM UTC
You lick cigarettes for the taste while itching your asshole.
2018-05-06 at 8:15 AM UTC
You have scraggly facial hair that a middle schooler would be ashamed of.
2018-05-06 at 8:17 AM UTC
source?
everything you are saying to me right now is because of you not me
2018-05-06 at 8:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by A College Professor
source?
everything you are saying to me right now is because of you not me
You imitate Bill Krozby.
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2018-05-06 at 8:22 AM UTC
oh we are saying factual things?
you assaulted your mother for drinking "your" iced coffee ( did you use her money to buy it, lol? )
2018-05-06 at 8:22 AM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
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why are you purposefully ignoring us, LUIGI
2018-05-06 at 8:25 AM UTC
You don't even have a job. Hey guys OP doesn't even have a job. Hahahahahahahaha!
2018-05-06 at 8:26 AM UTC
What of it?
Show me your little court paper if you didn't get hauled-off for putting hands on your own mother
2018-05-06 at 8:36 AM UTC
^NIS after every one of Luigi's jokes
2018-05-06 at 8:38 AM UTC
It was seven years ago, you retard. I didn't keep a court paper from seven years ago saying some bullshit charges got dropped. I must be lying. The affidavit is easy to find and Florida is insanely public with arrest records. That shit on tabloid sites was about me getting arrested, like the day after it happened, not convicted. They didn't follow up a couple months later when it was dismissed, surprise surprise. It just goes to show you have absolutely zero real world experience for you to actually think I'd keep my paperwork for a charge getting dropped seven fucking years ago. Holy fuck you're stupid.