My girlfriend won't have sex with me

1. 2018-05-05 at 12:44 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Am I an Incel now?
   
   
2. 2018-05-05 at 1:04 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Is that the mini alien mouth?
   Or nemesis?
3. 2018-05-05 at 1:37 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hts?
4. 2018-05-05 at 4:54 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It's a zombie fleshlight
5. 2018-05-05 at 5:03 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly2 Wait, so im confused?

   
   About?.
6. 2018-05-05 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Wdf
7. 2018-05-05 at 5:29 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   No offense, but I probably wouldn't have sex with you, either. That shit doesn't work in an intimate relationship for long, though. Hopefully, you can make up for whatever you did and she'll forgive you.
8. 2018-05-05 at 5:50 PM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   For all your horror rape fantasy dreams!
9. 2018-05-05 at 6:02 PM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel It's a zombie fleshlight

   
   That's fucked up
10. 2018-05-05 at 6:11 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    your dong probably comes out green so you can pretend you've been infected
11. 2018-05-05 at 6:23 PM UTC

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    Tyrone Shoelaces Houston
    Is OP WTF Tony or Big Ball ?
12. 2018-05-06 at 11:26 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Zanick No offense, but I probably wouldn't have sex with you, either.

    
    Why the fuck not you little faggot
13. 2018-05-06 at 11:32 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Why the fuck not you little faggot

    
    shut the fuck up faggot I'll show you how real men fuck
14. 2018-05-06 at 11:40 AM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces Is OP WTF Tony or Big Ball ?

    
    OP is Scronaldo. By "girlfriend", he means HTS, who is a dude who wants to be a chick.
15. 2018-05-06 at 1:06 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Police in Lebanon sometimes use a torturous speculum-like device on suspected homos. If a man walking down the street is suspect, they take him to the police station and open up his ass to look for evidence of him getting assfucked, which is usually evident by scars.If evidence is found, the man is sentenced and locked up.
    
    In other countries they just execute faggots right away.
    
    Imagine being executed in a public area, where people gather to witness the purge of mentally ill perversion as they cheer when your feet stop kicking in a futile attempt at escaping suffocation by noose.
16. 2018-05-06 at 1:12 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Police in Lebanon sometimes use a torturous speculum-like device on suspected homos. If a man walking down the street is suspect, they take him to the police station and open up his ass to look for evidence of him getting assfucked, which is usually evident by scars.

    
    Thats pretty fucking gay
17. 2018-05-06 at 1:14 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Thats pretty fucking gay

    
    Yeah just like you.
    
    Its less of an investigation and more of a humiliating punishment.
18. 2018-05-06 at 1:15 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Yeah just like you.
    
    Its less of an investigation and more of a humiliating punishment.

    
    No it's just gay, like you. All you talk about is fecal matter and gay people. You're fucked.
19. 2018-05-06 at 1:26 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel No it's just gay, like you. All you talk about is fecal matter and gay people. You're fucked.

    
    Its the only thing that comes to mind when I see homos posting.
    
    Shit eaters who find love in a mans hairy ass.
20. 2018-05-06 at 1:27 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Its the only thing that comes to mind when I see homos posting.
    
    Shit eaters who find love in a mans hairy ass.

    
    You seem to think about this type of stuff a lot.
    
    Which is very gay.