Fonaplats' Flirtin' With Disaster Friday!

1. 2018-05-04 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   Hello Family,
   
   Gorgeous day today.
   Anyways I dont really know what Im doing right now.
   I have to go to work at 2.
   I am going matress shopping tomorrow for a new matress.
   Oh and I asked a girl on a date last night
   

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   I need to find a doctor cuz I am flirtin' with disaster.
   My delusions are kinda bad and I keep bleeding everywhere.
   
   I sort of feel like im going to self-desctruct.
   I mean...
   Everything is going to good and I just don't know what I am doing.
   
   Kind of nice right now.
   
   uh...
   
   I guess this song isn't a good description of my day.
   
   Whatever.
   
   Love you guys
2. 2018-05-04 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Are you gonna party tonight
3. 2018-05-04 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hope u have a great day Andrew!!❤❤
4. 2018-05-04 at 2:27 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Partying is not on my schedule.
   I will probably just focus on making my life awesome.
   I mean...
   If there is a party and I get invited then yes I will party.
   
   Oh and I am so thankful to all my friends who make my morning so wonderful each and every day!
   I love you guys.
   
   I love all of you!
5. 2018-05-04 at 2:39 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Andrew Titanium
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • A College Professor
6. 2018-05-04 at 3:05 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   IT IS SO GOOD TO HEAR IT
7. 2018-05-04 at 4:38 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just mowed the lawn.
   Trying to decide if I want to do anything else before I go to work.
   I need to figure out what to get my moms for mother's day.
   Any things?
8. 2018-05-04 at 4:51 PM UTC

   #8
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Just mowed the lawn.
   Trying to decide if I want to do anything else before I go to work.
   I need to figure out what to get my moms for mother's day.
   Any things?

   
   Have you considered a charm bracelet or healing crystal?
9. 2018-05-04 at 4:51 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Get her some Nikes.
10. 2018-05-04 at 5:11 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    That album cover in OP is badass.
11. 2018-05-04 at 5:37 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    About to leave for work.
    TGIF!
    I love you guys <3
12. 2018-05-04 at 6:27 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    At work now.
    Love to you all!
    
    Hope everyone has a great day.
13. 2018-05-04 at 6:46 PM UTC

    #13
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I need to figure out what to get my moms for mother's day.
    Any things?

    
    used dildo and fleshlight.
14. 2018-05-04 at 11:14 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader used dildo and fleshlight.

    
    No
    
    I need ideas!
15. 2018-05-05 at 3:22 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    All done at work.
    Me and the guys shut down a few minutes early and sat outside chillin.
    The supervised pulled his car up and started playing rock and roll and we all high fived and clocked the fudge out.
    I love my life and I love my kick ass coworkers
16. 2018-05-05 at 3:22 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Love you guys!
17. 2018-05-05 at 4:37 AM UTC

    #17
    Unnamed Scholar Yung Blood
    -_-
18. 2018-05-05 at 5:49 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I will be completely unsurprised if it comes out that FONA has been abducting and chopping up neighbourhood kids while making these threads
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • NARCassist
19. 2018-05-05 at 6:14 AM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra I will be completely unsurprised if it comes out that FONA has been abducting and chopping up neighbourhood kids while making these threads

    
    😢
20. 2018-05-06 at 7:04 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fona!!