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Kids from the city are incompetent at everything besides being a poorly functioning cog in someones machine.

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    Madman African Astronaut
    I took these city kids to a river, It was a shitty river spot but they had the time of there lives. Its insane how people from the city don't even know to go to the river and swim during the summer. Everyone that does road work, construction, or manufacturing are from outside the city or like me and live in a city to have access to these jobs. I can walk onto any construction or manufacturing site and all the tough ass motherfuckers respect me because I know how to work and they don't have to pick up slack because of me. I'm a better worker than my father. Also I love how guys will lie about just about any shit but if you ask them "are you a man?" thats one lie that isn't easy for them to swollow. I'm a man not because I do a mans job but because of all the times I've been the better man, so many times that its become part of my identity. Anyways, I'm not trash talking you incompetent bastards, honestly I feel sorry for you, but go do some real hard work and get your friends and find a river spot to swim in in the summer, it feels great, I wish I could teach you all the things I know but thats not practical, my children will be leaders.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    It sounds like your definitions of "being a man" and working hard and independence are all conveniently centered around what you know and what you're capable of.
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    Madman African Astronaut
    Take this hammer boy, it'll do anything you tell it to.
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    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    I'm a city girl, but I have been to the rivers, fishing trouts with my father. I've been to forests and walked for hours up the mountain. Stayed there for a month during summer, every year camping, when I was little with my family.
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    Madman African Astronaut
    Yes my definition of a man is what makes me a man, anyone is free to define that concept for themselves, but they don't, they are petty and vindictive and insecure when real men come around, which is fine with me because their insecurity turns girls off.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    the river where i come from is polluted with farm runoff which contains lots of fecal-shit among other things, they say its ok to boat in, but don't get in it
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    Madman African Astronaut
    and yes there are many types of hard work but honestly unless it involves manual labor its not really the same thing. Appreciating nature is one thing but what I'm talking about are skills like cutting wood, from felling trees to using chainsaws and axes and wedges and splitting malls. Saws, shovels, pickaxes, welders, hammers and many more. It's being able to construct things and produce goods, you say "my version of independence" but my version of independence is based off surviving how ancient people did and not having everything you need all in one store. Now be sincere and tell me there is another definition of independence that is on the same level as that one.
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    Ima hillbilly
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    Madman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor the river where i come from is polluted with farm runoff which contains lots of fecal-shit among other things, they say its ok to boat in, but don't get in it

    Yeah, thats a problem some places, but go further and look harder and you can find a spot to swim in.
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    Madman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick It sounds like your definitions of "being a man" and working hard and independence are all conveniently centered around what you know and what you're capable of.

    The way you quote "being a man" tells me your one of those guys that don't like the idea of calling themselves a man because it doesn't have a good connotation for you, but look at why I call myself a man and tell me that is a bad connotation. You need to be able to call yourself a man or else you will feel insecure when men come around. Define it how you want but it won't mean shit unless its something that is hard to do, I think my definition of being a man is a very good one and your remark makes it sound like it is bad without any counter evidence.

    So now I have refuted every aspect of your remark so defend it or better yet concede with grace and this loss can be one of the many things that become your identity as a man.

    Also, read "Seven Sermons to the Dead" its one of the manuscripts that didn't get burned in Alexandria and transcribed by Carl Yung himself, I can't recommend it enough.
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    bump day
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    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10353667/british-man-parasite-crawled-up-penis-africa-holiday/
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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    You don't know shit. During my time in Waziristan, I killed 14 men and maimed three beyond any hope of recovery. I carved one's face off with a knife because I saw him shooting my squadnate through the chest 4 times. I burnt down a house with a woman and her children still in it. I taped over 400 women in the course of battle.

    You're no man. You don't even know what it means to be a man.
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    Originally posted by ORACLE You're no man. You don't even know what it means to be a man.

    im sure you've known lots of men.

    and lots of men you.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I know men. I even know men named Ken. One is my uncle who lives in a den. I am his nephew, my name is Wren.

    Litter

    Fitter

    A hitter


    Shitter

    Get it of your system wren

    Get it out.

    It doesnt matter.

    Urinary tract infection. I thought I had one once and my friend got her coworker to give me a pill that was supposed to help , but it was for cats , and anyway it turned my piss bright blood red and they didnt tell me it was gonna do that, so obviously when I peed for the first time after taking it I literally made an audible Yelp scream when my piss came out red.

    Lamb.

    Ma'am.

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