2018-05-04 at 6:05 PM UTC
U can tell by the spelling/ grammar
2018-05-04 at 6:11 PM UTC
π
Maybe joe brown...hide the sasquatches
2018-05-04 at 6:12 PM UTC
Is he saying we are the white woman?
Is that Chi Chi?
2018-05-04 at 6:12 PM UTC
Woke up fucked up thought it was a dream. Check my USPS account and realize the fuckers sent my priority package to a different state and now it's probably going to take an additional 5 days to receive it. Sip coffee, listen to 21 Savage while browsing NIS. Realize it's not morning but two in the afternoon. USPS can suck my sad boi dick.
2018-05-04 at 8:09 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Im so excited to be sleeping in tomorrow!!!!! Omg.
2018-05-05 at 11:19 AM UTC
Derby day looking for a pony
2018-05-05 at 11:06 PM UTC
Make coffee, have some breakfast, shit and shower and look out world cause here I come