Fucking with a coke dealer in a gang

1. 2018-05-04 at 1:13 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I am using an assumed identity on facebag and I just messaged the biggest cocaine dealer in the town I used to live in with the crack shack (he used to come to my house a lot and try to sell me stuff)
   
   I asked him whats up I'm gonna ask if he needs anything lol
   
   his pic
   
   
2. 2018-05-04 at 1:14 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol. I’m assuming he’s not very computer literate?
3. 2018-05-04 at 1:15 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic Lol. I’m assuming he’s not very computer literate?

   
   why do you say that
4. 2018-05-04 at 1:50 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   that is exactly the kind of guy I'd expect to be a coke dealer
   
   also a date rapist
5. 2018-05-04 at 1:52 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel why do you say that

   
   i don't know. i guess i was thinking you wouldn't fuck with him if you thought there was any chance of him being able to find you but now that i think about it that doesn't really make sense because it would be really hard for him to find out who you were on a computer if you weren't totally obvious about it IRL. idk man im baked as fuck
6. 2018-05-04 at 1:52 PM UTC

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   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   I like how he's wearing a tape measure as a necklace
   
   Is that to measure the cocaine
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7. 2018-05-04 at 1:52 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   he looks like a total scumbag though. and that girl isn't even attractive at all.
8. 2018-05-04 at 1:54 PM UTC

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   the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
   bruh lemme get two inches of cocaine
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9. 2018-05-04 at 1:55 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   he never replied :(
10. 2018-05-04 at 1:55 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    probably because his tape measure is metric
11. 2018-05-04 at 1:56 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    maybe he sells it by inches off the brick, like how you measure a stick of butter for cookies
12. 2018-05-04 at 1:58 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Soul patches make me wanna set men’s chins on fire.
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13. 2018-05-04 at 2 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Weird story about the coke dealer;
    
    his brother was on the sex offender list and showed up in town and when I lived with two girls one of them brought him to my house and this was how I met all these people.
    
    Him and the brother would break into mailboxes and steal change from the laundry machines. They got banned from he building for selling drugs and breaking property.
    
    I think they are fucking with my dad, he's missing.
14. 2018-05-04 at 2:01 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Why is it from 2010 tho.
15. 2018-05-04 at 2:02 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Why is it from 2010 tho.

    
    just a random pic I found on his facebook.
16. 2018-05-04 at 2:20 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Him and the brother would break into mailboxes and steal change from the laundry machines. They got banned from he building for selling drugs and breaking property.

    
    And this was the biggest cocaine dealer in town?
    
    Wut town?
17. 2018-05-04 at 2:23 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 And this was the biggest cocaine dealer in town?
    
    Wut town?

    
    He's doing a lot better these days.
    
    it was a town of 5000 people.
18. 2018-05-04 at 2:24 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Gotcha.
19. 2018-05-04 at 2:27 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Probably some rural podunk town in Arkansas
20. 2018-05-04 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm thinking the same. Or kentucky.