Finally met a woman willing to give me my 11 kids.

1. 2018-05-04 at 4:49 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Granted, it'll with my friend contributing, but we both agreed that we'd cum together so that the strongest sperm would win. And I think that is for the best. We both want the strongest offspring possible.
   
   I will raise them all as my own. I can't wait to see how my 6 strong sons and 5 adorable daughters look together with their mom and I.
   
   This is the highlight of my life. I can't wait.
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2. 2018-05-04 at 4:51 AM UTC

   #2
   RestStop Space Nigga
   What the fuck am I reading?
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   • mmQ, 
   • aldra, 
   • tee hee hee
3. 2018-05-04 at 4:51 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I'm happy for you! What will you do if you get all daughters and some of them are disabled?
4. 2018-05-04 at 6:52 AM UTC

   #4
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   inb4 surprise blacks
5. 2018-05-04 at 6:53 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra inb4 surprise blacks

   
   inb4tyrone
6. 2018-05-04 at 6:55 AM UTC

   #6
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Slaynk inb4tyrone

   
   in after, more likely
   
   lul