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i got chewed out by my gf last night

  1. 2018-05-03 at 8:14 PM UTC
    #41
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Red_Woman

    Well, not mine. Sorry.

    Why not? We are not bad people.
  2. 2018-05-03 at 8:15 PM UTC
    #42
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm a gentleman and I try to make people feel comfortable around me

    kinda bullshit when you put your best foot forward and some retard that I don't even know trys to take me down.

    And then we have the following:

    I called her a gross bitch and when she yawned I stuck two of my finger in her mouth and she threw up all over my hand and started bitching me out about how she was going to call the cops and I told her to go for it but she didn't.

    I told her I will never hang out with her and I wont meet her mom on mothers day, then I told her I have a 5 year old daughter and I'm a felon for choking my gf.
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  3. 2018-05-03 at 8:18 PM UTC
    #43
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Yet he still gets laid.

    What does that tell us about women?
  4. 2018-05-03 at 8:19 PM UTC
    #44
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby when she yawned I stuck two of my finger in her mouth

    r.

    for rape.
  5. 2018-05-03 at 8:21 PM UTC
    #45
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Yet he still gets laid.

    What does that tell us about women?



    That we are absolute fucking dumbasses not worthy of vaginas

    Or that he’s lyin
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  6. 2018-05-03 at 8:21 PM UTC
    #46
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Why not? We are not bad people.

    I didn't said bad. Just not mine, if you are going with the scenario you wrote.
  7. 2018-05-03 at 8:25 PM UTC
    #47
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader r.

    for rape.

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  8. 2018-05-03 at 8:26 PM UTC
    #48
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    You are such a rapist fag but the placement of this made me lol
  9. 2018-05-03 at 8:28 PM UTC
    #49
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Red_Woman I didn't said bad. Just not mine, if you are going with the scenario you wrote.

    I never used to, but I've started.

    Got tired of being the nice guy a long time ago.
  10. 2018-05-03 at 8:28 PM UTC
    #50
    Madman African Astronaut
    This was actually worth reading because you made a girl throw up by sticking your fingers in her mouth, you should go to mardi grah and just be yourself and get someone to videotape it.
  11. 2018-05-03 at 8:32 PM UTC
    #51
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING I never used to, but I've started.

    Got tired of being the nice guy a long time ago.

    We say "the middle is gold", meaning the balance is the real deal. Too nice, too bad...neither will do.
    There has to be a good mixture of both.
  12. 2018-05-03 at 8:33 PM UTC
    #52
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Sticking something into a girl is always a good idea. Could be a finger up her butt (it'll be smelly), one or two up her vagina (smelly, but in a good way), your tongue in her mouth - sticking fingers right down her throat is a new one to me, but seems sorta valid I guess.
  13. 2018-05-03 at 8:35 PM UTC
    #53
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When Chootie yawned I liked to put my finger across her mouth so she bit into it as she closed her mouth, then I'd say something to the effect of 'tee hee jk Choo Choo' and go about my business.
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  14. 2018-05-03 at 8:36 PM UTC
    #54
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by ohfralala You are such a rapist fag but the placement of this made me lol

    Thats why i did it. Minus the fag rape part
  15. 2018-05-03 at 8:39 PM UTC
    #55
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by mmQ When Chootie yawned I liked to put my finger across her mouth so she bit into it as she closed her mouth, then I'd say something to the effect of 'tee hee jk Choo Choo' and go about my business.

    Aawww adorbs. Chootie's your doggie? πŸ˜„
  16. 2018-05-03 at 8:49 PM UTC
    #56
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Aawww adorbs. Chootie's your doggie? πŸ˜„

    My wittle kitty bitty. She got cancer and passed away Feb. 22nd this year.

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  17. 2018-05-03 at 8:52 PM UTC
    #57
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ My wittle kitty bitty. She got cancer and passed away Feb. 22nd this year.



    Ugh I’m sorry :(
  18. 2018-05-03 at 8:53 PM UTC
    #58
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by mmQ My wittle kitty bitty. She got cancer and passed away Feb. 22nd this year.


    😒😒
  19. 2018-05-03 at 8:56 PM UTC
    #59
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by mmQ My wittle kitty bitty. She got cancer and passed away Feb. 22nd this year.


    My hammy died this yr too. We only had 3 short weeks together.

    I have a new hammy now tho.
  20. 2018-05-03 at 8:57 PM UTC
    #60
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I wanna go home and get Bailey now.
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