Poptart flavors

1. 2016-08-24 at 7:10 PM UTC

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   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   I've always liked smores, but recently I've been turned on to hot fudge sundae. What are your favorite poptart flavors? Do you toast them like a faggot or eat them out of the package like the real degenerate you are? Fuck anyone who eats 'unfrosted' poptarts- I didnt even know there was such a thing until I bought a box by accident one time. I was so pissed off.
2. 2016-08-24 at 7:26 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^poop tarts are for fat trailer thrash /thread.
   
   not even §m£ÂgØL eats them. and he's a gay
3. 2016-08-24 at 7:48 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   This thread is basically my tinder pickup line.
   
   
4. 2016-08-24 at 8:45 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   yum
   
   
   
5. 2016-08-24 at 11:23 PM UTC

   #5
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   Poptarts are stoner food and yeah that faggot does eat poptarts. Anyone who smokes weed and says they don't eat poptarts are liars.
6. 2016-08-25 at 4:13 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I haven't a p-tart in a over a year but I prefer brown cinnamon sugar or brown sugar cinnamon whichever it's called. Untoasted, OBVIOUSLY.
7. 2016-08-25 at 4:17 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   STRAWBERRIES OR FUCKING KILLYOURSELF
8. 2016-08-25 at 6:28 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   STRAWBERRIES OR FUCKING KILLYOURSELF

   
   I said today to myself "Discount Whore, you listen you, today is going to be better and you are going to be the man you want to be. Today is a new start."
   
   Everything was going very well, I had a good talk with a friend, I went out for a few drinks. "My life is back on track now, I can be happy if I just try."
   
   But now everything is fucked because I hate strawberry poptarts.
9. 2016-08-25 at 7:33 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
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10. 2016-08-25 at 7:57 AM UTC

    #10
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Dude, I was in Walmart today and saw they had watermelon and orange crush flavored poptarts. Designed for niggers I believe lol watermelon AND orange crush- they ain't fooling anybody. I tried an orange crush a while back and it sucked badly. I can only imagine how bad the watermelon is.
    
    LanLan, strawberry is good, but I prefer smores... Is this why my life sucks and the last flaw you can handle from me thus telling flat out I should go off myself? Will you explain to my orphaned son that his mom had to die for not appreciating the superior poptart flavor and how I did the right thing for all humanity by ending my existence? Also reinforcing the superior flavor for my child to be nourished with for his toke out parties when he is older? Will you do that for me LanLan? Can I trust in you to bring this enlightenment to my spawn who will now be motherless over choosing the wrong poptart flavor to enjoy?!
11. 2016-08-25 at 8:55 AM UTC

    #11
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Discount cringe whore market
12. 2016-08-25 at 10:53 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Dude, I was in Walmart today and saw they had watermelon and orange crush flavored poptarts. Designed for niggers I believe lol watermelon AND orange crush- they ain't fooling anybody. I tried an orange crush a while back and it sucked badly. I can only imagine how bad the watermelon is.
    
    LanLan, strawberry is good, but I prefer smores… Is this why my life sucks and the last flaw you can handle from me thus telling flat out I should go off myself? Will you explain to my orphaned son that his mom had to die for not appreciating the superior poptart flavor and how I did the right thing for all humanity by ending my existence? Also reinforcing the superior flavor for my child to be nourished with for his toke out parties when he is older? Will you do that for me LanLan? Can I trust in you to bring this enlightenment to my spawn who will now be motherless over choosing the wrong poptart flavor to enjoy?!

    
    You can't expect Lan to take care of your son after you kill yourself. Maybe you should have thought about his welfare before choosing the wrong poptart.
13. 2016-08-25 at 3:15 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Poptarts are stoner food and yeah that faggot does eat poptarts. Anyone who smokes weed and says they don't eat poptarts are liars.

    
    i cant stand packaged food and I smoke weed erry day
    
14. 2016-08-25 at 3:43 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Usually brown sugar cinnamon or cookie dough
    
    Once in a while If I'm in the mood to go cataplexic from sugar overload I'll get hot fudge sundae