2016-06-25 at 11:53 PM UTC
I've already had a a bag of dicks today so go fuck yourself.
Suggest a meal for a real OG. I'm also lazy and high so no fancy shit.
2016-06-26 at 12:28 AM UTC
Hmm... I've got some roastbeef.
2016-06-26 at 12:34 AM UTC
I fucking HATE roast beef. I don't know why, I just do. I guess maybe a Philly cheese steak sandwich is aight. I don't have a lot of options for groceries in my house because, well, I never buy groceries. I just buy food one day at a time usually. Ha. I have a dozen eggs I haven't used in a while I'm thinking about just scrambling up all 12 of them here and tossing some cheese in there. I don't have any veggies or meats to add to them though. I'm down to eggs, shredded cheese, 2 wheat tortilla shells, a few boxes of macaroni and some other pasta noodles, a jar of spaghetti sauce, a bag of salad, some ranch dressing, and a small assortment of ketchup packets and taco sauce packets from fast food places. Oh and a can of pineapple tidbits I've had for over a year.
2016-06-26 at 12:50 AM UTC
I've actually made a roastbeef sandwich with chilimustard and lime juice. It's alright. Thanks for the suggestion.
2016-06-26 at 2:24 AM UTC
Fuck you, Obbe. I can be everywhere on the planet within 24h. I already know you're Canadian. I'll find and kill you. I'll hang you and your loved ones on meat hooks and let you bleed out until you are nice and ripe. Then I'll recreate that scene and feast on you at your table in your house.
I'll use "Heinz" ketchup, though. That's the brand I prefer.
2016-06-26 at 2:35 AM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Why are you always mad? I try to make a nice contribution to your thread and you get all upset. Wtf? Also that isn't in my house, that's at the bar a few blocks away.
2016-06-26 at 2:42 AM UTC
I thought you were rubbing it in that you have this fucking crazy meal in a nice place while I'm about to become homeless and die alone.
And I'm not mad... pffff. I'm just me. Stop hating.
2016-06-26 at 2:54 AM UTC
I can't make new threads right now but I'll make one titled "ATTN: Obbe" when I can and in that thread I'll ask you to stop talking to me. I'll ask politely. I'll just ask you to stop posting in my threads or reply to my posts in any way. I don't want to censor you or anything. I just want to ask you nice and politely to never talk to me ever again because you provoke some kind of hatred in me I can't explain nor do I want to spend time researching the reason. I can't really pinpoint it but there is something about you that drives me nuts. Nothing personal, though. "ATTN: Obbe" will be the thread so you might check it out.
2016-06-26 at 2:57 AM UTC
Just hydro'd that post. It was supposed to have paragraphs. Meh...
2016-06-26 at 3:33 AM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
I wasn't trying to rub anything in bud. I didn't realize you were on the verge of homelessness and lonely death. I don't hate you. You seem like a regular guy just trying to get by. Anyway, I really like those ichiban noodles.
2016-06-26 at 4:02 AM UTC
Crepes are my go-to food when I'm high. They look fancy and french but they're basically pancakes, easy to make and filling. You can eat them on their own but I like to make crepe peanut butter and jelly burritos. Nutella and caramel or chocolate sauce are also good if you want to get fancy. I could eat my body weight in crepes.
