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Why can't I just win a shitload of money?

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    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ah shit...
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol
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    Most people who win a lot of money somehow manage to wind up in worse shape financially than they were when they won it
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    money is evil brother
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok babe
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    i don't know dude, why do i have to wake up every morning and take drugs? it's just the motherfuckin circle of life
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by greenplastic i don't know dude, why do i have to wake up every morning and take drugs? it's just the motherfuckin circle of life

    You don't HAVE TO.

    Hi. Billy Mays here with the new NOT A DRUG PIECE OF CLOTH. you simply wake up, jab the cloth into your mouth, and say😃😃this isn't a drug and iiiim gonna be grrwwweaeeeaat! (In tony tigge voice ofc)

    Suck my ad y'all!!
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    You need to buy my book "How to become incredibly rich by doing very little" I can send you a PDF for $35.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You need to buy my book "How to become incredibly rich by doing very little" I can send you a PDF for $35.

    You're the first one to do ever do that joke here so I'm gonna actually send you that 35 what's your dad's email I'll go through him first for trust purposes
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    Originally posted by mmQ You're the first one to do ever do that joke here so I'm gonna actually send you that 35 what's your dad's email I'll go through him first for trust purposes

    You're just going to send him (another) dick pic aren't you...
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    Originally posted by mmQ You don't HAVE TO.

    Hi. Billy Mays here with the new NOT A DRUG PIECE OF CLOTH. you simply wake up, jab the cloth into your mouth, and say😃😃this isn't a drug and iiiim gonna be grrwwweaeeeaat! (In tony tigge voice ofc)

    Suck my ad y'all!!
    .

    I don’t have to but I hate being sober, and it doesn’t really get better even after quitting and being sober and on the right path for a while. It just continues to be a struggle that I’m uncertain of why I’m even bothering with
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by greenplastic .

    I don’t have to but I hate being sober, and it doesn’t really get better even after quitting and being sober and on the right path for a while. It just continues to be a struggle that I’m uncertain of why I’m even bothering with

    Well then, why tf you even bothering with it man?
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    Originally posted by mmQ Well then, why tf you even bothering with it man?

    I don’t know. The older I get the harder it is to convince myself it’s worthwhile.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    fyi pot should be the exception when claiming sober its the one thing thatl keep you away from the other substances while attempting to be sober. just don't puff all motherfucking day and claim sober use it like advil only when you have to
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    ROb a bank
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I won 4$ on one of those scratch tix.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    You CAN.
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