Strange things are happening

1. 2015-10-15 at 10:44 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I got this jolly ficus in my living room right? I just planted it a few weeks ago and its already a pretty cool ficus. But I got something weird going on. In the pot I planted it in there is a weed or something growing alongside it. Its just a little thing with three rounded leaves sprouting at the side of the pot. I cant tell what kind of plant it is so I think I am gonna let it grow and see if it becomes something cool.
   
   Anyway I used miracle gro as a medium for my ficus. Do you think thats where the pest came from? It seems odd that something would grow since I didnt plant it.
2. 2015-10-16 at 1:36 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   What??
3. 2015-10-16 at 1:37 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I'm deaf speak up man.
4. 2015-10-16 at 3:26 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Top soil went mad chap.
5. 2015-10-16 at 4:17 AM UTC

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   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   soil you buy at the store is chock full of spores and fungus and microscopic worms and spiders and even seeds. before you use it, you are supposed to spread the soil flat on a baking sheet and put it in an oven at 250 degrees for an hour or more to sterilize it. especially important if you are growing high-value plants, so that they don't get diseases.
6. 2015-10-16 at 4:24 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   soil you buy at the store is chock full of spores and fungus and microscopic worms and spiders and even seeds. before you use it, you are supposed to spread the soil flat on a baking sheet and put it in an oven at 250 degrees for an hour or more to sterilize it. especially important if you are growing high-value plants, so that they don't get diseases.

   
   Crazy mike is some typa botanist.
7. 2015-10-17 at 11:25 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Crazy mike is some typa botanist.

   
   
   Does he use one of these?
   
   
   

   

   
   
8. 2015-10-18 at 1:14 AM UTC

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   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   I used to have a shitty kids chemistry set microscope to use to ID mushroom spores....never really found any good ones, though....the places I have lived aren't very conducive to plentiful natural psilocybes. One time I did find some big laughing gym, but I was at the state park with my kids and didn't want to pick a bunch of mushrooms while we were hiking, I couldn't even think of a way to justify or explain why I was picking mushrooms, so I just left them to nature.
9. 2015-11-09 at 3:02 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I think it's a clover brought in from all the leprechaun-dressed midgets you fuck in your living room nightly.
10. 2015-11-09 at 10:17 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How the hell do you know about my fuck midgets Bradley?
11. 2015-12-27 at 12:29 AM UTC

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    J J The Jet Plane Yung Blood
    obamas putting microscopes into the water to poison plants guessing maybe you got some of that. check the plants leaves and stamens to see if there are any nsa microphones or podiums
12. 2016-01-04 at 2:43 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    obamas putting microscopes into the water to poison plants guessing maybe you got some of that. check the plants leaves and stamens to see if there are any nsa microphones or podiums

    
    Holy shit! It's true. I was looking at some aloe cells today in my microscope, saw some weird black dot moving around so I zoomed in around this really weak cell and there was a fucking drone orbiting my aloe cell!
    
    
13. 2016-01-13 at 3:06 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    op planted a plant
    
    OP PLANTED A FUCKING PLANT!!!!!
    
    lol feggit
14. 2016-01-15 at 12:01 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    op planted a plant
    
    OP PLANTED A FUCKING PLANT!!!!!
    
    lol feggit

    go punch your dad and chug some bundy you baby rapist
15. 2016-02-18 at 2:34 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I think it's a clover brought in from all the leprechaun-dressed midgets you fuck in your living room nightly.

    
    I miss you, bud.
16. 2016-02-18 at 2:58 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I used to sell mychor and sterila spaghum peat moss with perlite and vermiculite and then I started smoking meth
17. 2017-01-11 at 2:39 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    at a pecuulier and paticuler speed // ?
18. 2017-01-11 at 2:44 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lel speed