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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    mmq, can we get the weather report for your area please
  2. Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Oh geezers, Polecat. lol

    sorry, that made me laugh.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT mmq, can we get the weather report for your area please

    68 ish and perfect
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's good to know this Italian board is easily amused
  5. Ugh it was slightly sweaty weather here today. I’m pissed bc I’ve been leaving my back door open and gettin the cool breeze.

    I love the North during the Spring/Summer.
  6. Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ It's good to know this Italian board is easily amused

    Bad news, not amused with you. That's for sure.
  7. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick Thank you, I am currently a practicing lawyer and I've never lost a case. Forward all of your tax documents to the firm I started at RevZanickMDatLaw@gmail.com so that I can get a team of interns to look at it 24/7 until we come up with a hit-em-once-and-get-a-payout strategy. We're going to sue the shit out of everybody involved in this felonious debacle: that means mmQ, POLECAT, Lala, HTS, LSD and obviously Lanny are all going to be on the chopping block before long for defamation and interfering with commerce. This is going to be the easiest case I've ever prosecuted.

    Are you looking forward to being rich, Narc? I know I am.

    I always miss the good drama.

    Instead, I get that fucked up real life drama.

    Yall niggas suck.
  8. Hamp we will let you in on this
  9. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Thank you because Icbf reading through 428 posts unless it's juicy.
  10. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by HampTheToker I always miss the good drama.

    Instead, I get that fucked up real life drama.

    Yall niggas suck.

    Don’t worry, Hamp, I can litigate whomever. I’m sure there would be no problen getting you a subpoena. I’m very persistent with judges, as their office addresses are a matter of public record and they rarely look in their rearview windows driving home.
  11. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick Don’t worry, Hamp, I can litigate whomever. I’m sure there would be no problen getting you a subpoena. I’m very persistent with judges, as their office addresses are a matter of public record and they rarely look in their rearview windows driving home.

    First, explain the case here, because I thought ohfralala was going to catch me up, but then nothing...

    Maybe start with what's DH and why did we acquire it's members?
  12. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by HampTheToker First, explain the case here, because I thought ohfralala was going to catch me up, but then nothing…

    Maybe start with what's DH and why did we acquire it's members?

    You don’t want Lala’s testimony, she has to save that for when she’s being immolated in an open court.

    Basically what the public needs to know is that Lala, mmQ, LSD and their co-conspirators falsified allegations about my client in an effort to obstruct and defraud his perfectly legal business activities. These actions were particularly egregious because of the competitiveness of his field and because he has worked hard for years to maintain a relationship of trust and professionalism with his customers. As such, my firm is filing charges for libel and obstruction of commerce, and we will be seeking maximum penalties for the damage incurred upon his reputation. All of the defendants are going to pay up or get locked up.
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  13. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Oh, and DateHookup forums were shut down. One of them heard about NIS through Totseans and spread the word, now they're all here. I'm a big fan, personally, and I think they're becoming full-fledged niggas in no time at all. It's a very natural dynamic that we've found together.
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  14. Ah heck em gaiz I’m going to jail =/
  15. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I’d start giving away any pets you’ll be missing if I were you. You probably won’t see them again with the sentence I’m expecting.
  16. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Shit's getting all kindsa real up in here.

    Let's see some mothafuckin motions and shit. I love John Grisham.
  17. the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    these better all be enter alts, can you imagine him feverishly changing ips, switching between 6 tabs, sweaty with a desk fan blowing on him like a 30's cop movie.
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  18. I’m not an alt. I’m a real girl for the last time and motion denied!

  19. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I like the idea of a mock trial, it will give the defense a chance to see they’re screwed and maybe agree to a deal that favors my client before wasting everybody’s time in a courtroom. If not, they can rehearse sobbing on the stand as their freedoms are stripped from their naked bodies with acetone.
  20. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by the pat-man these better all be enter alts, can you imagine him feverishly changing ips, switching between 6 tabs, sweaty with a desk fan blowing on him like a 30's cop movie.

    Yeah, it crossed my mind as something he would do and it’s maybe a 50/50 chance, but I’d rather believe them and be wrong than vocalize such an expectation of our old friend.
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