how to make a cat smart?

1. 2018-05-02 at 5:04 PM UTC

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   fanny Yung Blood
   my cat dangles is pretty fucking stupid and i would like to make her be smarter so she stops doing stupid things like falling over?
2. 2018-05-02 at 5:10 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   meth
   
   not heroin though, I remember hearing about a woman that blew heroin smoke at her cat and it OD'd
3. 2018-05-02 at 5:10 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Is this one of those things where every reply has to be in the form of a question and could you maybe start working her out on cat sized parallel bars like they use in physical rehab when people are relearning how to walk or it could even be just two boards creating a narrow walkway that literally prevents her from falling and that you send her in to walk through over and over and over to the point she gets so used to walking tall like a proud kitty that she starts not ever laying down again because she's so proud of her ability to balance and walk straight and fancy?
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4. 2018-05-02 at 5:44 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Are you sure that Cat is stupid and not simply lazy & capricious?
5. 2018-05-04 at 2:09 AM UTC

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   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra meth
   
   not heroin though, I remember hearing about a woman that blew heroin smoke at her cat and it OD'd

   
   When I used to smoke meth I'd be sitting in the dark jacking off with headphones on and I'd hear my cat going crazy running around everywhere. In some paranoid states I'd think I fucked my cat over with secondhand meth smoke and feel really bad.
6. 2018-05-04 at 2:10 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by fanny my cat dangles is pretty fucking stupid and i would like to make her be smarter so she stops doing stupid things like falling over?

   
   Can’t fix. Cat is broked. Trade for new one.
   
   Or hire my boyfriend to raise your cats. They’ll come out smart and sweet.
7. 2018-05-04 at 2:12 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   already telld u , set it loose outside where it will lose weight until someone feels bad for it and takes it in. then it will be alot nicer.
   
   and u can find a abandon cat that is hungry then it will like u