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  1. #81
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick I would never bet against a subterranean Bill Krozby, that might even be more natural for him.

    ahahahhaahah, I think you might be right on that.
  2. #82
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader all engines manufactured after '89 are designed to work from the get go without requiring pre-run warming ups.

    Not true. Most cars have the blue light temp gage which if you do not warm up the car and put it in gear right away.. you get a ridged clicking sound and feel it in the braking system. it's a warning system as to not cause damage to the gaskets or ennine block.
  3. #83
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Wake up, find somewhere to shit and brush my teeth then suddenly it's the afternoon

    I woke up today to some assholes in the parking lot standing near my car talking while listening to shitty coon tunes on their car

    Hey dude, why don't you trade your car in for a new Toyota or Honda or something you can drive for Uber or Lyft. they do a quick background check (Which for me was 6 weeks.. no clue why, but I passed all green inspection) and you get paid every day if you do auto pay. then you could make payments on your new car and if you drive enough you can bank money. just make sure you put all of your stuff in a cheap storage unit and bounce to and fro. find one near the heart of the city so you can go from there to your car to sleep and then hit the gym, shower and shit, and go straight to work. then you might have enough money once a week or every other week to get a Hotel room.. a nice one like say a Marriott. sometimes they have deals where the room is 79 bucks a night... just go online and look. even in California, it might be in a town outside of LA but you can kick it the entire weekend and watch a big screen tv and ask them for a mini fridge to be placed in the room. go guy sanwhiches at Togos and soup or chili, a couple days worth, with a few candy bars.. watch a baseball game or 3 and jerk off to free wifi.


    I think you're doing it wrong. If you dont have a Cali license, then go apply for a half way house and use their address or rent an AirBnB for 6 weeks. save up money now, rent an AirBnB (like a single room in a house. usually an entire week for like 100 bucks or so. that way, in 6 weeks your drivers license will come. then go buy a fucking car and go work for Uber. you will be able to get back on your feet in less than a year.
  4. #84
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Also get a PO Box. best to do it in a really nice town like Richville Orange county
  5. #85
    Kuntakintayyy Yung Blood
    I wake up and go to work
  6. #86
    Cry
  7. #87
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Skipping legs? Really?

    Yes.
  8. #88
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Not true. Most cars have the blue light temp gage which if you do not warm up the car and put it in gear right away.. you get a ridged clicking sound and feel it in the braking system. it's a warning system as to not cause damage to the gaskets or ennine block.

    those must be some shitty cars.
  9. #89
    Superhero Houston
    I start my day bich
  10. #90
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I almost didn't get up cause in my groggy sleepy state I thought it was WEEKEND.
  11. #91
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader those must be some shitty cars.

    Benny Vadah gets chauffeured thru Karachi in a Maybach.
  12. #92
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I woke up this morning, put some bundy and loperamide up my rectum, evaluated the psychometrics of responses on assessments that I host on my free blog, and urged users on a website to kill themselves.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #93
    I'm high and gonna eat cheese cake
  14. #94
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    I wake up and immediately think "ugh fuck I didn't die"

    I shimmy to the bathroom in an effort to wake myself up but usually piss all over the toilet seat and my own feet. If my water bottle is empty I will simply flick my dick towards my face and piss in my own mouth for hydration

    I put on uplifting music such as penderecki's threnody that booms throughout the whole apartment while I get ready frequently kissing my own reflection in the mirror because I'm a 9/10

    I drink a double whiskey with my hard boiled eggs and salad while reading several epidemiology journals in preparation to pester everybody I meet that day on why what they're eating is bad. I drink another double whiskey and I'm usually in the car by 8 15
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #95
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee I almost didn't get up cause in my groggy sleepy state I thought it was WEEKEND.

    LOL!
  16. #96
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader those must be some shitty cars.

    parts need to warm up. even composited materials. they don't just light the engines on the Space Shuttle and launch it.. it has to literally warm up while they do a list check for performance

    starting a car and riding driving off may not break anything today, compared to yesteryear models but it will certainly lessen the life span of parts.
  17. #97
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I'm high and gonna eat cheese cake

    Cheese Cake Factory?
  18. #98
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock they don't just light the engines on the Space Shuttle and launch it..

    yes they do.

    when the countdown hits 0, the engines fire and it blasts off.
  19. #99
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader yes they do.

    when the countdown hits 0, the engines fire and it blasts off.

    What do you think is happening during this launch. I used to think they kept the engines cool with frozen nitrogen but instead I understand now it that magnesium base fuels burn hotter do to the ice and not cooler. it's a catalyst or some shit.

    it was in the movie Lost in Space S1E1 remember? Judy was frozen in ice, and Will Robinson told his piece of shit father about Magnesium burns hotter in ice.

    nothing in science is what you would think it would be. science world is the mystery of God
  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    Jump in the Dodge Ram with a red bone hotty while simultaneously worshiping satan, you know HIGH END!
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