I'm leaving because of some stupid shit

1. 2018-05-02 at 2:54 AM UTC

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   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
   I ate Tacobell and promised not to eat beef again, and I was farting so bad it left a strong shit smell in the comforter that her late mother made. its like one of those granny comforters and I made a shit smell in it. she just had it dry cleaned and cost her like 120 bucks to do it.
   
   I wasn't even awake when I gassed the hell out of it.
   
   I'm so embarassed. I can't sleep here without thinking of her yelling at me for farting poo smell into it with the entire apartment building prolly laughing about it.
   
   
   I still have the wet shits. I might go to ER. this is really bad.... really really icky
   
   Lanny, can I come crash on your couch after this settles a bit?
2. 2018-05-02 at 2:58 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   they closed the taco bell near my house because they found human fecal matter in the beef, tore the building to the ground and rebuilt it and reopened,,
3. 2018-05-02 at 3:02 AM UTC

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   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

   Originally posted by POLECAT they closed the taco bell near my house because they found human fecal matter in the beef, tore the building to the ground and rebuilt it and reopened,,

   
   I used to work there
   
   First off All of this was just pure boredom writing.. non of it is true.. much
   
   
   I fart some nasty farts but so does my O'l lady. meds or something. they smell toxic as fuck.
   
   Anyways, I used to work at Tacobell as a teenager. the meat was BROWN and the walk in fridge wasn't cold enough because flies were living in the meat.
   
   the refried beans were all fresh made. so delicious and the cheese was top quality.. I would get free meals there but never ate the beef until someone told me it's always brown but they dont put red dye in it.. so I tried it and got food poisoning. I quit that fucking Job right afterwards. I shat for a fucking week. i needed anti biotics for that nasty shit
4. 2018-05-02 at 3:08 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i'm so fuckin baked right now
5. 2018-05-02 at 3:09 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic i'm so fuckin baked right now

   
   Me too.
   
   Taco Bell should only be eaten when your fucked up
6. 2018-05-02 at 3:11 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i don't think i've ever had taco bell sober
7. 2018-05-02 at 4:51 AM UTC

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    Acolyte

   Originally posted by POLECAT they closed the taco bell near my house because they found human fecal matter in the beef…

   
   Sounds like shitty food.
8. 2018-05-02 at 5:28 AM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lol@ I used to work there. 😂