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1. 2018-05-01 at 7:33 PM UTC

   #121
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by itybit Ya'll are cracking me up over here!

   
   And the alt of the year award goes to...
2. 2018-05-01 at 7:37 PM UTC

   #122
   xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Zanick you are very wordy. ☺

   
   
   Not as wordy as the fella that’s due to be back any day. 😂 Shhesh and I thought Sarah/Korbyn was bad.
3. 2018-05-01 at 7:41 PM UTC

   #123
   

   itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
   Ya'll are cracking me up over here!
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel And the alt of the year award goes to…

   
   I'm not an alt, since this is an "ask Lala" thread do that lol
4. 2018-05-01 at 7:43 PM UTC

   #124
   

   Red_Woman African Astronaut
   Ity. Muah. :*
5. 2018-05-01 at 7:59 PM UTC

   #125
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by itybit Ya'll are cracking me up over here!
   
   
   
   
   
   I'm not an alt, since this is an "ask Lala" thread do that lol

   
   I like your avatar
6. 2018-05-01 at 8:02 PM UTC

   #126
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   Hey lala how do I make a pork a roast?
7. 2018-05-01 at 8:03 PM UTC

   #127
   

   itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
   Thanks!
   
   Hey Alba *muah*
8. 2018-05-01 at 8:50 PM UTC

   #128
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Nil Hey lala how do I make a pork a roast?

   
   Ok first you gotta get a real good cut of meat. I ain’t talkin bout no bargain huntin bullshit k. Take yourself to one of those specialty butchers and tell yourself you’re worth it.
   
   Then you need to get out your crockpot, assuming you have one of those, and if you don’t have one of those scratch your entire fucking plan cause you ain’t shit.
   
   Now. Get your meat and put it in :)
   
   Drop in a stick of butter. Sprinkle on a packet of au jus gravy, dry ranch mix, salt/pepper and as many pepperoncinis as your heart can handle. Set it on low and let it simmer for 8 hours.
   
   Then once this is done call me so I can listen to you moan over the first bite.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Nil
9. 2018-05-01 at 8:52 PM UTC

   #129
   

   Red_Woman African Astronaut
   There is also a delicious version made with milk. It fecking fantastic.
10. 2018-05-01 at 8:54 PM UTC

    #130
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I need a roast in my life 😍
11. 2018-05-01 at 9:12 PM UTC

    #131
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lala, dress or skirt for a work banquet?
12. 2018-05-01 at 9:13 PM UTC

    #132
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    that's one of the most white trash recipe I ever heard except for the cut of meat being choice cut
13. 2018-05-01 at 9:14 PM UTC

    #133
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    OH Jill!!! I wanna go
14. 2018-05-01 at 9:15 PM UTC

    #134
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Okay you can be my bring one. Hope you know how to use a salad fork though.
15. 2018-05-01 at 9:17 PM UTC

    #135
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    it works like a regular fork doesn't it?? just shorter
16. 2018-05-01 at 9:20 PM UTC

    #136
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Don't get fucking lippy pole.
17. 2018-05-01 at 9:24 PM UTC

    #137
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    There’s really not much difference between dress/skirt...
    
    

    Originally posted by POLECAT that's one of the most white trash recipe I ever heard except for the cut of meat being choice cut

    
    
18. 2018-05-01 at 9:27 PM UTC

    #138
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    it sounded delish tho,, and Jill..
    I was bein serious,
19. 2018-05-01 at 9:30 PM UTC

    #139
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh. Well nevermind then.
    
    
    Well come on pole.
20. 2018-05-01 at 9:31 PM UTC

    #140
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'll only get lippy if you start pushin on the back of my head