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DH refugees, tell us a story about your real life

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    3char
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I have a cute hamster!
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I use to live in Nantucket...
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    I moved to the US when I was 29. It's good here except for the fatties.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I moved to the US when I was 29. It's good here except for the fatties.

    Are you actually from DH? No offense, but I was under the impression that you were originally from here. This is a good thing!
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    What??? You dont like big butts? Thick thighs? Wide waists?

    @jigg
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    I'm a DH refugee.
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    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick Are you actually from DH? No offense, but I was under the impression that you were originally from here. This is a good thing!

    Yeah, he fits here doesn't he? Lol
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    Originally posted by Red_Woman Yeah, he fits here doesn't he? Lol

    I'd fit between your delicious legs too
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee What??? You dont like big butts? Thick thighs? Wide waists?

    @jigg

    ...and I cannot lie
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    Well know this: if you’re an object, don’t ever cross me! I proved it to my CD, I proved it to my window, and I proved it to my record player and my lawn mower. And I will prove it to anything else.
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    I fuck 4 weed and I have really bad GeRD
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    lala, what would you do for a daffodil?
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    😃
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I fuck 4 weed and I have really bad GeRD

    does semen sooth the GeRD
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson lala, what would you do for a daffodil?

    Prob easier to ask what I wouldn’t do

    No semen aggravates the GeRD. Keep your devil jizz away from me.
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    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd fit between your delicious legs too

    Lmao

    Morning, crumpet.
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