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2016-02-18 at 1:28 PM UTCI'm really glad because our law that allows students at universities to open carry on campus is now in effect. Austin Is a very progressive city, and many students here are exercising their rights. This is a step forward that goes against that finklesteined jedi obama and his anti-gun shennangins. I for one can't own a gun because of my felonies. But once I get them expunged, I'm going to get a Yugoslavian ak-47 (used to have one before my felonies, but the cops stole it from me, but left my pot plants.. go figure..)
What are your state gun laws like?
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2016-02-18 at 2:27 PM UTCLegalize nukes, laser pistols, open carry for .50cal machine guns. Legal carry for nukes. Legalize space stations. Texas is also a leader in space innovation .......example?..... WHERE DO YOU CALL WHEN YOU Have A problem HOUSTON !!!!!! ANY STATE/COUNTRY THAT DOES SPACE WILL SURVIVE THE APOCALYPTICNESS.
Space research is next to godliness
Lots of bible thumpers in texas
Hence
Lots of original space research in Texas. Also the perfect place to build a clandestine space station.
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2016-02-18 at 2:33 PM UTCUK they are 100% Illegal.
But you can be a filthy pikey and get a free house, healthcare etc. -
2016-02-18 at 2:44 PM UTCThe only place in the world where they murder Supreme Court justices right out in the open and get away with it Scott-free.
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2016-02-18 at 2:50 PM UTC
The only place in the world where they murder Supreme Court justices right out in the open and get away with it Scott-free.
Texas?
Links?
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2016-02-18 at 2:53 PM UTC3D printed nukes
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2016-02-18 at 3:07 PM UTC
Texas?
Links?
Google keywords: Scalia pillow over head no autopsy
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2016-02-18 at 3:22 PM UTC
Google keywords: Scalia pillow over head no autopsy
When you posted 'murder Supreme Court justices right out in the open and get away with it Scott-free.' I was expecting a bit more then that.
What should of typed was 'Old man found dead, pillow was near face because of possible autism' -
2016-02-18 at 3:43 PM UTC
Do you want your son to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
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2016-02-18 at 3:48 PM UTC
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2016-02-18 at 5:06 PM UTCSpectral that's retarded. The guy was old as fuck and had a history of health problems.
Also, letting students carry guns openly in University is probably not the best idea, but I guess it beats leaving schools as "gun free" zones. -
2016-02-18 at 5:12 PM UTC
Spectral that's retarded. The guy was old as fuck and had a history of health problems.
Also, letting students carry guns openly in University is probably not the best idea, but I guess it beats leaving schools as "gun free" zones.
Remember if the good guys don't have guns only the bad guys do and college/uni is full of armed robbers, rapists, kiddie murderers etc, you didn't think they went there to learn do you?
But for Lulz I would set off loads of fire crackers then watch them try and pull there guns like they know what they are doing and 'accidentally' shoot the black kid. -
2016-02-18 at 5:44 PM UTCTexas was just jealous that Florida was becoming the crazy capitol of the US, needed to do something to spice shit up, and what could be better than an "arm the students" crusade? Shame they missed out on the "pistols for primary schoolers" initiative though.
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2016-02-18 at 6:30 PM UTCSeriously though, when the law is "Literally everyone can have a loaded gun and carry it around until they demonstrate that they can't use it safely" I'm not sure what people are expecting.
People can't even drive cars safely. -
2016-02-18 at 10:16 PM UTCHmmm.. let's see...
At the ranch, Scalia is reported to be in good health, good spirit and fully enjoying the visit, playing golf and participating in other activities, all in the company of several other rich elite. Early the next morning, the man is discovered laying in his bed, alone, sheets unwrinkled, with his pillow laying over his face. The Sheriff is called. A sheriff is dispatched who has no medical experience, is new to the job, and declares there has been no foul play, without having either examined the body, without any investigation, and without doing any examination of the scene of the death. A judge is then called. The judge calls another judge. That judge calls another judge. The third judge examines the body over the phone somehow and rules no foul play and no autopsy is required. Instead of contacting several local funeral companies, the body is taken for a 14-hour joyride around Texas, while the killers' handlers figure out how to best dispose of the evidence. At the end of the joyride, the body is immediately taken and drained of fluids, with the fluids being dumped into the sewer system, eliminating any chance of a proper investigation of the blood of the man. Meanwhile, just hours after the death, a will magically appears which specifies cremation of the remains, even though the man is reported to be a devout Catholic. All this occurred before the body was even cold. Two hours after the man's murder, Obama is made aware of the death, but he keeps the fact in the dark until mainstream media finds out almost a full day later and reports. Just days before his assassination, the man had been the 5th dissenting Supreme Court judge in a 5-4 ruling against the global takeover disguised as a climate change agenda. He had been threatened in the past for opposing globalist agendas and was a known staunch supporter of the United States Constitution.
Yeah.. nothing to see here, folks. Move along. That cud won't chew itself. -
2016-02-19 at 12:19 AM UTC
I for one can't own a gun because of my felonies. But once I get them expunged,
I didn't know that it's possible to expunge a felony. I don't think you could ever become a rent-a-cop or an actual police officer. I think you're talking about just removing them from view of employers. -
2016-02-19 at 10:40 AM UTC
Spectral that's retarded. The guy was old as fuck and had a history of health problems.
Also, letting students carry guns openly in University is probably not the best idea, but I guess it beats leaving schools as "gun free" zones.
It's a great idea, charles whitman killed tons of people at the very same university i live down the street from, had other students had guns he would have been stopped.. except you get some wacko fucko thats probably been mind controlled (was also on pharmaceuticals) take everyone down. -
2016-02-19 at 10:42 AM UTC
I didn't know that it's possible to expunge a felony. I don't think you could ever become a rent-a-cop or an actual police officer. I think you're talking about just removing them from view of employers.
and from the voting polls! I'm 28 and I've never been able to vote. But one day i will! hahahahahahahhahah -
2016-02-19 at 11:03 AM UTC
Texas was just jealous that Florida was becoming the crazy capitol of the US, needed to do something to spice shit up, and what could be better than an "arm the students" crusade? Shame they missed out on the "pistols for primary schoolers" initiative though.
Being pro-gun doesn't make you crazy, I like you, but you're just spouting off liberal tier cuck rhetoric at this point.
It's just here in Texas we believe the right to bear arms. And I know you're joking, but I still think its highly immature to compare college students (adults legally able to own guns) to primary schoolers as if there is any satirical correlation.
Nice job adding nothing of value to this thread. I've owned several guns in my life and never used them irresponsibly. My parents own guns are very level headed people. But at the same time my parents grew up in a different time where it was perfectly normal to go to school and see gun racks in students trucks with loaded rifles, and school shootings were definitely not as common back then.
Might as well ban knives, cars, power tools, and anything else that could be used irresponsibly. It's funny how people like you cherry pick what freedoms people should and shouldn't have, I'm sure you drink and have done drugs, yet your view on gun control is incredibly skewed. -
2016-02-19 at 4:11 PM UTC
Being pro-gun doesn't make you crazy, I like you, but you're just spouting off liberal tier cuck rhetoric at this point.
It's just here in Texas we believe the right to bear arms. And I know you're joking, but I still think its highly immature to compare college students (adults legally able to own guns) to primary schoolers as if there is any satirical correlation.
Nice job adding nothing of value to this thread. I've owned several guns in my life and never used them irresponsibly. My parents own guns are very level headed people. But at the same time my parents grew up in a different time where it was perfectly normal to go to school and see gun racks in students trucks with loaded rifles, and school shootings were definitely not as common back then.
Might as well ban knives, cars, power tools, and anything else that could be used irresponsibly. It's funny how people like you cherry pick what freedoms people should and shouldn't have, I'm sure you drink and have done drugs, yet your view on gun control is incredibly skewed.
Nah deff you should all carry guns (but it seems you went missing when ISIS came to town).
Every time there is a school shooting is pure entertainment for us.
