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1. 2018-05-01 at 2:24 AM UTC

   #61
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian HOW MANY DICKS
   
   have you sucked?
   
   
   HOW MANY DIFFERENT TIMES
   
   do you typically suck each dick?

   
   I don't know I just suck em. I don't keep a diary.
2. 2018-05-01 at 2:31 AM UTC

   #62
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala I don't know I just suck em. I don't keep a diary.

   
   Can you give at least a ballpark estimate?
   
   Maybe like, how many per week, for how many years, etc.
   
   Then something like do you typically revisit said dicks, or do you move on to graze in new territory each time, etc.
3. 2018-05-01 at 2:33 AM UTC

   #63
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No, go watch porn
4. 2018-05-01 at 2:34 AM UTC

   #64
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   that not very helpful lala
   
   
   
   .
5. 2018-05-01 at 2:35 AM UTC

   #65
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
6. 2018-05-01 at 2:35 AM UTC

   #66
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   lol
7. 2018-05-01 at 2:35 AM UTC

   #67
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala No, go watch porn

   
   Why you tell me to go fuck myself like this?
   
   You should make sure that you're capable of physically sending someone to go fuck themselves before you say this.
   
   Fuck you.
8. 2018-05-01 at 2:40 AM UTC

   #68
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't need to physically put you anywhere for you to watch porn and beat it. Just find a dark corner and get it done.
9. 2018-05-01 at 3:21 AM UTC

   #69
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   why would I do that?
10. 2018-05-01 at 6:16 AM UTC

    #70
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by NARCassist just better times all round anyway.
    
    just spent the evening on a nostalga trip listening to old house tunes, lol.

    
    before the invasion of the brown hordes ....
    
    yes ???
    
    .
11. 2018-05-01 at 6:18 AM UTC

    #71
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox 90’s music = worst music eva!

    
    90s are the best.
12. 2018-05-01 at 6:23 AM UTC

    #72
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut

    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox The eighties had the best music. JS :)

    
    Damn right!
13. 2018-05-01 at 6:26 AM UTC

    #73
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut

    Originally posted by benny vader 90s are the best.

    
    Ahhh yeah. If I had a Time Machine, I would definitely go back to 1992 and just stop the hands of time...
    
    As the rock band quote from Saigon Kick: "Let's stop the hands of tiiimmmmeeeee....!"
    
    Ahhh yeah.
14. 2018-05-01 at 7:22 AM UTC

    #74
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by benny vader before the invasion of the brown hordes ….
    
    yes ???
    
    .

    
    i dint notice
    
    
    
    .
15. 2018-05-01 at 8:20 AM UTC

    #75
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Is she single.
16. 2018-05-01 at 8:52 AM UTC

    #76
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Lala, how can I raise my credit score without paying the fuckers back? I need to buy more shit, but I don't have any money.
17. 2018-05-01 at 8:54 AM UTC

    #77
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    just get a whole new identity zanick.
    
    
    
    .
18. 2018-05-01 at 8:57 AM UTC

    #78
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    its not that hard really. you just got to find a loner or a hobbo with a good credit score and no friends or family. then murder him, making sure nobody ever finds the body or any indications of the murder. then you are free to assume his identity. prolly best to move to a different town.
    
    
    
    .
19. 2018-05-01 at 8:58 AM UTC

    #79
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by Zanick Lala, how can I raise my credit score without paying the fuckers back? I need to buy more shit, but I don't have any money.

    
    you already carrying high balances?
20. 2018-05-01 at 11:38 AM UTC

    #80
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Nothing beats Kraftwerks

    
    I really wanted to like kraftwerk, einstuerzende neubauten and co. but they always just ended up pissing me off