2018-05-01 at 1:27 AM UTC
Man I can't stand people who drink tequila. They're always walking around with their fat ass lips, stinking like rotting cactus, usually running around causing a ruckus or slurring their speech while standing at some shitty bar that looks like it's from the 80s under some dim ass budweiser lights that make you remember you're gonna have a hangover tomorrow. I used to work with this lady who loved to drink tequila and she was annoying as fuck. Always coming to work drunk, being lazy as shit, getting told off by high school kids. Then she got mad at us for smoking bongloads out back. Typical tequila drinker hypocrite piece of shit.
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2018-05-01 at 2:01 AM UTC
I'm drinking a pint of jose courvo silver tonight 🖕
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2018-05-01 at 3:17 AM UTC
Booo! Tequila always.
Edit: So Grimace and Actor agree with me on something. Lol
2018-05-01 at 5:23 AM UTC
Lol im drunk on tequila right now!!!
2018-05-01 at 6:11 AM UTC
well i find the affordable and cheaper stuff like jose etc is really kinda awful and would not buy it to take shots, maybe for margaritas tho. something good to shoot or sip try don julio, i like don julio anejo the best ( not that i know what that word means ). patron isn't bad but seems expensive for how good it is.
affordable vodka,rums, some whisky is palatable but cheap tequila sucks in my book
2018-05-01 at 6:48 AM UTC
My family is from Jalisco, so I've had the opportunity to try some 'really good' tequila and watch the fields of blue agave go by and all that. It's all shit. Basically just alcoholic vinegar. There's a reason people use lime and salt to cover up the taste.
If you MUST drink tequila, look for something from los altos. They use a different type of blue agave which only grows in two counties of Jalisco. Gives the tequila a sort of sweet taste. It's really the only kind I can imagine somebody actually enjoying. Make sure it says anejo or reposado on the bottle. Anything from this region probably will anyway but you know.
2018-05-01 at 8:11 AM UTC
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