What do you do in the mornings

1. 2018-04-30 at 7:06 PM UTC

   #41
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel Maybe you're evil.

   
   Thank you. ☺
2. 2018-04-30 at 7:07 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Red_Woman African Astronaut

   Originally posted by POLECAT we could almost live together

   
   We'll find love on niggas, Polecat? lol
3. 2018-04-30 at 7:18 PM UTC

   #43
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by tee hee hee I try to help people- with or without their consent.

   
   are you a pig?
   
   
   
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4. 2018-04-30 at 7:19 PM UTC

   #44
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   No. I'm a lady!
5. 2018-04-30 at 7:20 PM UTC

   #45
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   no i mean like fed pig?
   
   
   
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6. 2018-04-30 at 7:20 PM UTC

   #46
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   its just that sounded just like something a pig would say.
   
   
   
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7. 2018-04-30 at 7:21 PM UTC

   #47
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

   Originally posted by Red_Woman We'll find love on niggas, Polecat? lol

   
   
   I wouldn't know love if it slapped my in the face,, relationship wise that is,,, apparently I'm a moron
8. 2018-04-30 at 7:26 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Red_Woman African Astronaut
   Lmao
   
   Well, at least you're a funny moron, Polecat.
9. 2018-04-30 at 7:29 PM UTC

   #49
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   lol i first read that as mormon
   
   
   
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10. 2018-04-30 at 7:31 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    I can't see Polecat living as a mormon. Can't stand a woman, let alone 2-3. lmao
11. 2018-04-30 at 7:38 PM UTC

    #51
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    its not that I cant stand them,, I cant put up with them after the fucking is over,, so time consuming
12. 2018-04-30 at 7:40 PM UTC

    #52
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    As a woman myself, Polecat, I understand that.
    Most of the times I can't put up with myself either.
13. 2018-04-30 at 7:44 PM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Are you wearing red today, Albania? be vivid as possible
14. 2018-04-30 at 7:48 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Nope. Total black
    Yoga pants&t-shirt
    
    Home, having a glass of white wine trying to decide what movie or tv show should I watch tonight
15. 2018-04-30 at 7:57 PM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hawt .
16. 2018-04-30 at 7:59 PM UTC

    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    dang. i got into yoga once, pulled something in my groinal region, and so i stopped. have a few glasses for me kk?
17. 2018-04-30 at 8:06 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Sure. lol
18. 2018-05-01 at 1:59 AM UTC

    #58
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I wake up all veggies no eggs
    I hit the gym all chest no legs
19. 2018-05-01 at 2:29 AM UTC

    #59
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    1) snooze ~8 alarms on a phone
    2) some time later get startled when out of fucking nowhere the coffee maker starts grinding beans super loud
    3) JUMP AND RUN out the bed to turn off a 120 db alarm clock that goes off when coffee is done
    4) By the time I turn off the 120db, the rug alarm clock is now beeping, and is right between the coffee maker and mini fridge
    5) I stand on the rug for 10 sec to make it stfu while I pour coffee, milk
    6) By the time the coffee n milk are poured the rug stops but is now playing whatever music I set it to ahead of time
    7) drink coffee, then do stretches
    8) go shit shave brush teeth and shower
    9) get in the car, let it reach operating temperature
    10) drive wherever I need to drive that day
    
    In exactly that order. Every fucking day.
20. 2018-05-01 at 2:40 AM UTC

    #60
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I like to have sex in the morning