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ostentatious key lime assholes

  1. #1
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    used to be when i was a boy that a lime was a lime and a lemon was a lemon . but nowadays it seems like when ever im starting up a conversation about limes there is always some asshole who is all like "HURRRRR MY FAVORITE IS KEY LIMES"

    N IM ALL LIKE GOSH DANG SON, CAN U NOT!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

    shaking my damn head...
  2. #2
    You’re fucking lying and I know it
  3. #3
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]


    sir and mam
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    Originally posted by A College Professor

    sir and mam

    4 eva
  5. #5
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    lala, howd you get Houston?
  6. #6
    Fuck if I know. My phone thinks I live there sometimes stupid piece of shit.
  7. #7
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    the rest of us still have young blood
  8. #8
    Hmmm maybe it’s code for something. Maybe I’ve broken through some sort of barrier.

    Are we even in the same dimension anymore? Post more and come back to me.
  9. #9
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I think it has to do with # of posts one makes.
  10. #10
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Captain Kutchie's key lime pies are the best though.
  11. #11
    Ok but would you split one with me?
  12. #12
    I want to make a key lime pie for my bf.
  13. #13
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    There are multiple kinds of lime you philistine.
  14. #14
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    seems like you guys go to bed early around here
  15. #15
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    some do but there's a lot of buttboys that wont respond if one of their lil queermo friends isn't active at the moment
  16. #16
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    that's kinda sad,,, for them
  17. #17
    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    bet you regular lime pie doesnt taste as good
  18. #18
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ohfralala Ok but would you split one with me?

    I will. I've decided to drop being a massive faggot for now.
  19. #19
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    lala always gets her way,,lol
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Sophie I will. I've decided to drop being a massive faggot for now.

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