pretentious meyer lemon douchebags

1. 2018-04-29 at 10:42 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I hate how there's a bunch of lemon hipsters these days who go around ranting and raving 24/7 about how great "meyer" lemons are. It's just another type of lemon, probably just some bullshit marketing term they just made up, but all these faggots act like they have a stick up their ass and think they're so much better than everyone else because they know about a special type of lemon or some shit. Fucking idiots. They obviously know nothing about citrus or they wouldn't be making such tools out of themselves.
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2. 2018-04-29 at 10:50 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   damn that looks so fuuccccccin good ( made with meyer lemons lol )
   
   who was it that said that no desert made with lemons or limes sounds good? kolokol i think . looks good to me!
   
   meyer lemon lol i was looking at lemon and lime plants that produce indoors in pots but dont remember seeing a meyers. idk.
   
   honestly i just wish the stores would start selling garden style tomatoes that have actual flavor
3. 2018-04-29 at 10:51 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Now I want lemon cake you bastards
4. 2018-04-29 at 10:52 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   i love that kind of glazing stuff on those cakes and muffins that shit is so good.
   
   but i dont like cake frosting cuz it always has way too much and is 2 rich
5. 2018-04-29 at 10:53 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Not even butter cream?
6. 2018-04-29 at 10:55 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   i think thats whati was thinking of. like white cake frosting that is very sweet
7. 2018-04-29 at 10:58 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ugh now I want cake
8. 2018-04-29 at 11:16 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala Ugh now I want cake

   
   Are you a girl
9. 2018-04-29 at 11:19 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah
10. 2018-04-29 at 11:24 PM UTC

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    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    
11. 2018-04-29 at 11:25 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    huh,, didn't know bout that H
12. 2018-04-29 at 11:50 PM UTC

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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    honestly i just wish the stores would start selling garden style tomatoes that have actual flavor
13. 2018-04-29 at 11:52 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    honestly i just wish the stores would start selling garden style tomatoes that have actual flavor
14. 2018-04-29 at 11:53 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Well maybe the store wishes you would grow your own tomatoes
15. 2018-04-29 at 11:59 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala Well maybe the store wishes you would grow your own tomatoes

    
    what are your IRL initials?
16. 2018-04-30 at 12:01 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    MAM
17. 2018-04-30 at 12:07 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    nice mine is SIR.
    
    i found some more meyer lemon pics, this pile of goop that looks like the guts of an apple pie apparently is made out of MEYER HIPSTER LEMONS
    
    
18. 2018-04-30 at 12:09 AM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Mine are PRINCESS.
19. 2018-04-30 at 12:11 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor nice mine is SIR.

    
    
    Lol you’re my favorite
20. 2018-04-30 at 12:37 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Mine are PRINCESS.

    
    what is that short for?
    

    Originally posted by ohfralala Lol you’re my favorite