Getting old is weird

1. 2018-04-29 at 4:03 PM UTC

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   Count_blah Yung Blood
   I'm approaching my 40's now and thinking about shit I do now vs even 10 yrs ago is kinda weird. Like before I'd spend my days doing drugs and chasing poon but now I'm planting flowers and have a garden and shit. I also invest in stocks and am actively planning my retirement. It's just odd how in the span of a few years we can change so much I guess. inb4oldfag
2. 2018-04-29 at 4:07 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   hold on buddy just wait till you hit 50,, just a heads up ule probably go half blind so get caught up on ur reading now,, oh and keep on chasin that poon cuz they don't give a flying fuck about you after 50 unless you have tons of money to throw around
3. 2018-04-29 at 4:38 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT hold on buddy just wait till you hit 50,, just a heads up ule probably go half blind so get caught up on ur reading now,, oh and keep on chasin that poon cuz they don't give a flying fuck about you after 50 unless you have tons of money to throw around

   
   I hear retirement homes are ripe with sex
4. 2018-04-29 at 4:39 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   It's pretty normal from what I've observed.
5. 2018-04-29 at 4:40 PM UTC

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   Count_blah Yung Blood

   Originally posted by gumbo I hear retirement homes are ripe with sex

   
   I've heard this as well
6. 2018-04-29 at 4:47 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   realising the value of life experience is really cool tho.
   
   
   
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7. 2018-04-29 at 4:49 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by NARCassist realising the value of life experience is really cool tho.
   
   
   
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   WOW HES LIKE AN OLD SAGE WIZARD!!!!!
8. 2018-04-29 at 5:38 PM UTC

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    Acolyte
   This is great watching you all enter your... advanced years.
9. 2018-04-29 at 6:30 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by gumbo I hear retirement homes are ripe with sex

   
   thats just like saying that trashcans are full of food.
   
   sure, but ...
10. 2018-04-29 at 6:55 PM UTC

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    Item 9 African Astronaut
    When half the people you encounter are younger than you.
11. 2018-04-29 at 7:18 PM UTC

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     Acolyte

    Originally posted by Item 9 When half the people you encounter are younger than you.

    
    When ALL the people you encounter are younger than you.
12. 2018-04-29 at 7:28 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Item 9 When half the people you encounter are younger than you.

    
    I just kick em in the shins. When they get mad I remind them im older; I've earned that right.
13. 2018-04-29 at 7:31 PM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Yep getting old is weird,Just turned 51 this month.
    But remember what Hunter S Thompson said "When the going gets weird the weird turn pro".
    Hey Lanny how about custom used titles for anyone over 45.
    Mine should be OLD FUCK.
14. 2018-04-29 at 7:40 PM UTC

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    xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Yep, sucks to get “old”, but the alternative is worse. ;)
15. 2018-04-29 at 7:43 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Yep getting old is weird,Just turned 51 this month.
    But remember what Hunter S Thompson said "When the going gets weird the weird turn pro".
    Hey Lanny how about custom used titles for anyone over 45.
    Mine should be OLD FUCK.

    
    he turned pro by putting a bullet thru his head tho.
16. 2018-04-29 at 7:49 PM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Just noticed I'm a BIG Wig now!! Yippy!!