fur harvesting

1. 2018-04-29 at 12:14 PM UTC

   #1
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   anyone involved? I want a bunch of fur blankets and coats but they are expensive. plus in that book where the redfern grows that kid made a lot of money killing coons .
   
   is this a lucrative hobby?
   
   nice kingsize red fox comforters are like 5k + online , so yu can imagine how much a bear rug would be.......... (which is why i want to start a beear farm)
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2018-04-29 at 12:30 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   You should collect up all the roadkill off the highway and harvest their furs.
   
   You can have a dog/cat/squirrel/possum/groundhog/raccoon blanket, dawg.
   
   If you're REALLY lucky, you can find some HUMAN FUR to add to the mix.
   
   You can pile up all the dead animals outside of your mobile shed and rip all their fur all their smashed bodies. You gotta scrape their rotten skin off the underside and tan it then sew it together.
   
   You should start a whole new business model off it. Your material is free. You're only investing time and energy AND you're helping the environment!
   
   ROADKILL MOCCASINS AND PANTS DAWG. FUCK YEAH.
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   • aldra
3. 2018-04-29 at 12:30 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   a king sized fox comforter has to have at least 12 fox skins plus a 50% markup so we are looking at 2500-the manufacturing cost- the hide tanners cost- the fur buyers cost leaving you with about 300.00 for your hides unless you intend to tan the hides yourself skipping the tanners fee and getting right to the manufacturer's you might see 150 to 200 per hide maybe
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   • aldra
4. 2018-04-29 at 12:33 PM UTC

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   mso8 Houston
   never knew something like that existed. might wanna look into it
5. 2018-04-29 at 1:17 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Polecat got skinned alive once. He’s an expert.
6. 2018-04-29 at 1:54 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grimace You should collect up all the roadkill off the highway and harvest their furs.
   
   You can have a dog/cat/squirrel/possum/groundhog/raccoon blanket, dawg.
   
   If you're REALLY lucky, you can find some HUMAN FUR to add to the mix.
   
   You can pile up all the dead animals outside of your mobile shed and rip all their fur all their smashed bodies. You gotta scrape their rotten skin off the underside and tan it then sew it together.
   
   You should start a whole new business model off it. Your material is free. You're only investing time and energy AND you're helping the environment!
   
   ROADKILL MOCCASINS AND PANTS DAWG. FUCK YEAH.

   
   Would probably buy
7. 2018-04-29 at 3:01 PM UTC

   #7
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Grimace You should collect up all the roadkill off the highway and harvest their furs.
   
   You can have a dog/cat/squirrel/possum/groundhog/raccoon blanket, dawg.
   
   If you're REALLY lucky, you can find some HUMAN FUR to add to the mix.
   
   You can pile up all the dead animals outside of your mobile shed and rip all their fur all their smashed bodies. You gotta scrape their rotten skin off the underside and tan it then sew it together.
   
   You should start a whole new business model off it. Your material is free. You're only investing time and energy AND you're helping the environment!
   
   ROADKILL MOCCASINS AND PANTS DAWG. FUCK YEAH.

   
   ever since I did that quest in one of the baldur's gate games where you have to collect human skins to weave them into a patchwork coat, I've thought that it would've come out awesome in real life
   
   this idea would yield a similar result and a whole lot less prison time
8. 2018-04-29 at 4:22 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I want 10% of the profit because I trade marked the name ROADKILL. If you give me another 10% I’ll come on as your first investor and COO. This is a good deal, don’t delay before anothe young company catches my eye.